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Iron Heart Fall/Winter 2025 Live Reveal - Thursday 12th of June at 1700BST

+ SEUL'S WRITING TOPIC - MAINLY FOR GETTING ADVICE CAUSE HE'S AN INEPT TOOL +

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    Chris
    Raw and Unwashed
    Joined: 28 Jun 2010

    You going for English English or American English?  I ask because "whilst" and "tracheostomy" are much more common for UK English. Americans would generally use "while" and "tracheotomy".

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      Seul
      Joined: 24 Nov 2009

      I don't even acknowledge US English…

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        scarfmace
        Haraki san Expert
        Joined: 20 Feb 2015

        I don't understand, if his throat is full of cock and crosisant, how can the croissant suddenly get dry?  😉 😉

        "It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt."

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          Chris
          Raw and Unwashed
          Joined: 28 Jun 2010

          @Seul:

          I don't even acknowledge US English…

          The most reasonable position to take, really.

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            Seul
            Joined: 24 Nov 2009

            @scarfmace:

            I don't understand, if his throat is full of cock and crosisant, how can the croissant suddenly get dry?  😉 😉

            Cause croissants don't come pre-cummed on.

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              mclaincausey
              見習いボス
              Joined: 12 Apr 2013

              "Alchie" reads more like what I think you're saying here than either other spelling IMO.

              Have you tried cinnamon rolls?

              Think it, be it.

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                sabergirl
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                Joined: 4 Oct 2013

                @Seul:

                Cause croissants don't come pre-cummed on.

                I expect that depends on where you’re getting your croissants.

                Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

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                  neph93
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                  Joined: 18 Aug 2014

                  @sabergirl:

                  @Seul:

                  Cause croissants don't come pre-cummed on.

                  I expect that depends on where you’re getting your croissants.

                  Do you know a place?  ???

                  “Some of those that work forces
                  Are the same that burn crosses”

                  • Virginia Woolf
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                    Seul
                    Joined: 24 Nov 2009

                    Some bad bad bad lines here that don't get the rhytm but I have no ego (except for my huge ego) so just go so just go go go look at my ego and and and looks over this won't you sweet 'tings do me this favour then…
                    (PS: all English in 'ere is very UK except for "yinz" which is my fav Southern US word next to POP...)

                    There's less air than liquor here. There's less need for air than liquor 'ere.

                    We are alive, sometimes it's all you got,
                    out and about, folk out loud or purposely not..
                    We are all sun and carbon, warmth, hate, love, soulful cloud dat!…
                    Cat's out there look!
                    SHOOK.
                    You's scared she'd fall three down haha she never will she never won't...
                    Meanwhile we'll die of cancer or misinterpreting the weather.
                    Miserable bastards us cunts.

                    There's folk here... Good folk bad folk yinz who care
                    folk who don't folk in all colourz
                    folk white folk brown folk black folk yella
                    YELLA?
                    Shit sorry her liver's giving out I ain't even trying to be woke, folk.
                    Talk.

                    ... There's folk here... They'se a ruckus or ain''t... Daily lives – always there -
                    And the cats don't love 'm... I get cats better than men. Cats shy from everyone – it's good advice.

                    There's weather here. And drinks. There's always weather Heather innit bin it there's always drinks stinks bin it. Finnit. Yeah you got that'un. Good. Finish it.

                    We need God as little as he needs us.

                    We need goodness as little s'we deserve it.

                    We could do better as us should. But we don't so we don't deserve it. Serve it. Couldn't dish a colder platter even if you freezed it.

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                      sabergirl
                      見習いボス
                      Joined: 4 Oct 2013

                      @Seul:

                      Cats shy from everyone – it's good advice.

                      Love this line.

                      Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

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                        Seul
                        Joined: 24 Nov 2009

                        Turns out I love queer girls - must explain my succes in love.

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                          sabergirl
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                          Joined: 4 Oct 2013

                          [emoji8]

                          Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

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                            Seul
                            Joined: 24 Nov 2009

                            Sorry I'm in a bad way… Yinz needa deal... I think this is better?..

                            There's less air than liquor here.
                            Lesser liquor as air is 'ere.
                            is
                            Lesser need for the blesser
                            is
                            then
                            As us never forgave
                            just gave and GAVE
                            Might 've dug us own grave.

                            BLESS.

                            Us
                            Mostly dead, beat; sometimes it's all you got,
                            out and 'bout, folk living loud or purposely not
                            Yinz all sun and carbon, warmth and love
                            ever glowful moon dat

                            SHIT!

                            Cat's out there look!

                            SHOOK!

                            You's scared she'd fall three down
                            haha she never will she never won't…
                            Meanwhile us is dying til we can't or don't
                            Miserable lot us cunt
                            Best gi's another litter of them cute runt.

                            THEN.

                            There's folk here...
                            Good folk bad folk yinz who care
                            Folk them joke
                            folk who's felt
                            folk who scare
                            folk who don't
                            folks them won't
                            more colourz
                            'Benetton ad

                            TALK.

                            Some's a ruckus but I won't
                            Daily fight – even cats tire
                            I get them better than men.
                            They shy from all us folk –
                            instinct which I admire.

                            There's weather here..
                            There's weather here.
                            It gets repetitive.

                            REPEAT.

                            There's always weather Heather innit bin it
                            there's always drinks '
                            'n drinks
                            'n tinks 'n finks
                            but
                            Bin it. Finnit.
                            Yeah you got that'un.

                            FINISH.

                            We need God as little as he needs us.
                            Fuss.

                            We could do better as us should. But we don't so we DESERVE.
                            .
                            Swerve.

                            Couldn't dish a plate colder if a Kardashian served it.

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                              Seul
                              Joined: 24 Nov 2009

                              Don't even read this. 4.28 am and I don't even know if I'm alive.

                              How life begins! At 7am it bursts open like a festering wound!
                              Cars! Voices! Families! Look at that young pigeon skyrocketing!.. Bloody Nasa that thing!.. And me looking at it with bloodshot eyes.
                              It is what it is. Always. As I say to myself and thus know.That fucking pigeon has more direction than me. And is a damn lot more smarter as is I.

                              7am! The howls! The cries! The moans! As if everything's born again! Everyone's conceiving! Birth of mind sun planets universe – and a shitload of pigeons. Can't even hold on to those. They're smarter than I am - at 7am they scatter.

                              The world! It awakens! Again! It's never been gone, some know some don't… It just takes one look... But alas! We live on a planet of the blind! Never a blink, just an exhausted weary  sigh. Not even a one eyed king just a fool. And we all seem to take after 'im. Except for the pigeons.

                              The uproar!.. It shatters my world! Silence, darkness! Slumber! Fantasies by the millions! A life I'll never have! Rain? Please, please lord I'm not a religious man but can you please put on my favourite soundtrack!.. Wake the worms hell wake me up... And trap me once more into this godfall of a day starting.

                              Once more. One last goddamn time.

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                                sabergirl
                                見習いボス
                                Joined: 4 Oct 2013


                                Not sure how well Tapatalk plays with the forum these days, but if it works, enjoy this fucking pigeon seeing into your soul, Eli.

                                Otherwise the 404 broken gif link will have to do.

                                Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

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                                  Seul
                                  Joined: 24 Nov 2009

                                  Scariest thing I've ever seen  😃 😃 😃 (But yeah: oi you know… Thanks for being here for me sub!.. It ain't nothing... It's a ton if you're in a bad way...)

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                                    Seul
                                    Joined: 24 Nov 2009

                                    (Note to self: this is shit. Go to bed. And will you please shut it.)

                                    They had an eye out for Carl cause he had ordered a glass one and then refused to pick it up.

                                    There's worse folk than I. Have you heard of Hitler? Look 'm up. Piece of work, that.

                                    It still smells worse than two drunken goddamn hilbilly bars having sex in here. I just wished I was having sex with two drunken goddam hillbillies in here rn. I'd mudwrestle the one 'n finger the other…

                                    No: go look up Hitler. Then come back to me.

                                    Carl was a sweet man. Victim of someone stabbing him for being Jewish, losing the eye. It's ok though cause they got the bastard in the chamber... Where they got all of them fellas and one soldier managed to collect 7 glass eyes after they'd been convinced of dying. None's was Carl's though. He never picked his up. There's a weird “in hindsight” joke here but...

                                    Go look up Hitler.

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                                      Seul
                                      Joined: 24 Nov 2009

                                      So my family was legit concerned about my mental state after posting the STILL WOKE FOLK bit on FB… Well I guess it's raining and I'm listening to

                                      And I's written... Which I reckon won't sooth them...

                                      2,37am t'is

                                      but

                                      LOOK!

                                      Isssis for alll of yinz's got SHOOK
                                      pray
                                      well
                                      tell
                                      should mind their minds and LOOK.

                                      BE.

                                      Issis more brew than stew
                                      but then us know
                                      past midnight
                                      shit
                                      issis how we go.

                                      I get more drink than a good puss' stink.

                                      FINK.

                                      Just leave us 'n leave us be.

                                      Leave us t'is nearing three.

                                      'N us is nearly free.

                                      Cold breeze here is spelling
                                      Might I gone no telling.

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