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    • MattM
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      If he survives I’m sure he’ll “hang himself” in prison.

      Actually I wonder where a royal would be imprisoned. Does Buckingham Palace have a dungeon?

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      • goosehdG
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        @Matt Used to be the Tower of London.

        “…hope that somewhere there's a hobbit with a ring on his way to a volcano.” - Nic

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        • EdHE
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          Take the dive...

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          • BridgerB
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              Jett129
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              @Bridger Really great,and when he says….The next day. I lost it.

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              • BridgerB
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                @Jett129 said in That's Jokes:

                @Bridger Really great,and when he says….The next day. I lost it.

                Yep - he set that up nicely

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                • scooterS
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                  Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.

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                        Jett129
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                        @flannel-slut That was so good!

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                        • J
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                          This is pretty funny.

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                          • ROmanR
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                            @Giles comment in what are you doing today reminds me of a joke.
                            Daryl and his brother Daryl are sitting on the porch, watching the grass grow, when they're dog spike comes out and sits between them. As dogs do, spike spreads his legs and starts licking himself down below. Daryl says to his brother I'd like to give that a try, when Daryl says, you know that dog bites......

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                            • GilesG
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                              Hahahahaha

                              "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                              • GilesG
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                                "Timeless elegance" GTFOOH.......

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                                "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                • BridgerB
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                                  Joseph's technicolour dream-cargos

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                                  • bwscottB
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                                    @Giles
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                                    Also available in this exquisite autumn colourway…

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                                      Love Norm McDonald

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                                      • MattM
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                                        Norm MacDonald was honestly inimitable. He might just be my favorite comic of all time. He’s up there with Betty White.

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                                          @Matt I actually tell one of his jokes and always tell people before I tell the joke is that it’s by one of my favorite comedians. The joke about his wife being in a coma. If you don’t know it I’ll find it for you. The set that he did on Covid,2 days before we went into lockdown is priceless.

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                                          • scarfmaceS
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                                            @Jett129 the oral sex one? I believe it has been mentioned in this chat 🙂

                                            "I hate a man that talks when he's got nothing to say." – Woodrow Call

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