Random Rants
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In our suburban microdistrict it is strictly forbidden to light fires. Only barbecues. First the district manager will come and make a remark. Then the police will come.
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@SKT we had a very similar problem a couple winters ago with our neighbors. They installed a new wood burning stove and chimney pipe. The smokes came straight off the pipe and flowed directly into the side of our house, would swirl off our house and build up a thick cloud of smoke in our driveway. I took video of it. You could see the swirling thick plumes just going straight from their stove pipe to our house. The result was my truck reeked of smoke inside the cab and literal smoke and smell filled our house.
I called the neighbors over to see what was happening. It was a bit uncomfortable because we like those neighbors (not our other shitty dog neighbors) and knew how excited they were for their new wood burning stove. It went on for an about 1.5 years that I’d have to keep letting them know the problem wasn’t resolving. But communicating with them finally led to them getting the chimney pipe adjusted and greatly reducing the issue. -
@Mizmazzle thanks man, that sounds very similar to our situation. We’ve spent most of today airing everything out and it still smells so it’s definitely a problem. I think I’ll just get together with him, outline the issue and see if we can come up with a solution together. That being said, he didn’t even put the fire out last night and it literally burned all night which to me is just a freaking safety issue. I’m officially entering grumpy old man territory
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To add to the tired rant topic of flying…
Interesting flight home last night.
People behind us were grabbing and wrenching our headrests every time they got up or sat down, and they couldn’t seem to decide what they wanted out of their bags in the overhead compartment. This interrupted my slumber multiple times.
Person behind my wife was aggressively playing a screen tap based video game built into the back of her seat. Whoever came up and allowed the idea of embedding tap-based games with timing and urgency built into the interactions into your neighbor’s seat back is extremely stupid—this is a patently obvious outcome and problem with that decision. Passengers could just watch or listen to content, sleep, read (they should really add books and periodicals to these screens), raw dog it, or if they must have games they could design them not to encourage hammering on the seat in front of you.
One of the flight attendants was wearing a cologne that smelled like bug spray, and so much of it that it made you cough and your eyes water whenever he was coming down the aisle. This individual skipped us when delivering snacks, and skipped me when we politely summoned him back to take care of my wife and child. I just wanted his cologne out of my sinuses so I let it go.
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People have all sorts of fetishes these days. Japan has had used underwear vending machines for decades.
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@Giles I've always wondered why airports have silent bathrooms. They need some fans or music and fragrances present. Most people have been holding in gas for however long their flight time is, the bathrooms are absolute fart festivals at the airport.
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@mclaincausey said in Random Rants:
@Giles a direct fart to face lane for the person behind me would have been welcome last night
You sure.....
"OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011
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Oh yeah, I’m sure that’s how it happened…
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@Giles I was prepared to feel bad for the victim until I saw the term “influencer” attached to them.
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@Giles now that’s a role that would get my respect. I suppose they’d seek out sponsorships from Bush’s baked beans, cabbage farms, breweries, and the like.
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@mclaincausey Kimchi for some extra spice
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@Walery-Smirnoff said in Random Rants:
I would happily fly now, with or without farting.
Always best to adjust your cabin pressure as required on the flight.
