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    • BridgerB
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      No joking about inflation these days. Date nights are pricey!

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      • MizmazzleM
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        @Bridger I’ll tell you what else ain’t no joke…the US dollar to British Pound conversion on a UK holiday!

        In the easy chair with my boots on, melted whiskey in my hand. Could'na been asleep for more than three hours...time to go to work again...

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        • BridgerB
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          Yeah, but say that 20 years ago @Mizmazzle

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          • endoE
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            si tacuisses

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            • MattM
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              • J
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                He pretty much bombs,but totally leans in to it.

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                • BridgerB
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                  Thanks for the share @Jett129

                  I liked his vibe. DJT said he was huge. Huge balls for sure.

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                  • flannel slutF
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                    @Jett129 the shout out to Mrs McCuster as 4 time WNBA all star was definitely a highlight

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                      Haven’t posted any Mitch Hedberg in a while.

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                      • BridgerB
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                        Mitch was so chilled that he made The Dude seem up tight.

                        I dig how he laughed at his own jokes. I can imagine him sitting at home by himself just cracking himself up.

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                        • J
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                          @Bridger He had said in interviews that he didn’t like long stories that ended up in a joke,but rather random things in life that struck him as being funny. Like more people have probably seen me at the store.

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                          • BridgerB
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                            Yep definitely observational comedy, like Steven Wright (or Seinfeld).

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                            • J
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                              @Bridger I agree,very much like Steven Wright. Here’s a great Steven Wright interview.

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                              • MotyM
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                                Netflix is already working on a new series:-D
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                                I love black humour:-D

                                Courage is resistance to fear, it is mastery of fear, not absence of fear

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                                  @Moty it's what he would have wanted5d91104e-e37a-4029-a053-2661b65b3662-obraz.png

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                                    An architect,a musician,and a mathematician are at the dog park and they’re debating whose dog is the smartest. They decide to set up a pile of bones and see what each dog can do. The architect’s dog goes first and he builds a beautiful A-Frame house,very impressive. The mathematician’s dog goes next and he makes a perfect geometric shape,also impressive. The musician’s dog digs a hole buries the bones,and fucks the other two dogs.

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                                    • GilesG
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                                      @Mizmazzle said in That's Jokes:

                                      @Bridger I’ll tell you what else ain’t no joke…the US dollar to British Pound conversion on a UK holiday!

                                      I think you are wrong. The Dollar is super strong to the pound, and has been for years......

                                      "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                      • MizmazzleM
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                                        @Giles
                                        $1 = £.75
                                        But I’m sure you knew that. Am I missing something?
                                        Currency and global economics is not an area of expertise…but I’m gathering it’s more complicated than a unit 1:1 ratio.

                                        In the easy chair with my boots on, melted whiskey in my hand. Could'na been asleep for more than three hours...time to go to work again...

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                                        • endoE
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                                          @Mizmazzle GBP used to be twice as strong

                                          si tacuisses

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                                          • MizmazzleM
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                                            @endo are you saying that if my trip to Gosport was 20 years ago I’d only be able to afford the Brotherhood if Bib patch but not the bibs themselves??

                                            In the easy chair with my boots on, melted whiskey in my hand. Could'na been asleep for more than three hours...time to go to work again...

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