The Iron Heart 20th Anniversary Party

[goosehd]

@Oaktavia Here’s the shit they’re not telling you and will laugh at when you show up for at the party…

Buy a bowler hat, an umbrella, and a fancy teacup to walk around with as soon as you’re out of the airport. At all times you need to be wearing the hat with the umbrella under your arm pretending to drink from the cup with your pinky extended. To truly fit in to the point where they won’t be able to tell you from any other local is to wear a monocle.

They laughed at me relentlessly the entire time I was there. Just trying to help…

[denim-dawg]

@goosehd hahahaha I want proof haha

[goosehd]

@denim-dawg …if only I could have another chance to do it right. Now I know how to dress and a bit of the vernacular so I don’t sound so out of place.

The fact that every sentence needs at least one “blimey”, “spot of tea”, or “cheerio” would have made my life so much easier when I was there.

[Oaktavia]

@Giles said in The Iron Heart 20th Anniversary Party:

@Oaktavia said in The Iron Heart 20th Anniversary Party:

Can't hurt

Well, USD130 hurt.....

My wife Amanda just checked...its 190USD. I think we might actually do this though...

[Oaktavia]

@goosehd lmfao

[Giles]

@Oaktavia Whoops, sorry......

[Giles]

@goosehd said in The Iron Heart 20th Anniversary Party:

“blimey”, “spot of tea”, or “cheerio”

I may have said blimey once or twice in my life, but never cheerio or spot of tea....

[Kasi]

Unless $190 means a lot to you

[goosehd]

@Giles …you don’t really count though as you have your own issues

[Giles]

Fuck off

[EdH]

The last guy who tried that with @goosehd didn't last long...

[EdH]

Bowler hats should totally make a comeback though...

[goosehd]

@denim-dawg …hope I’ve inspired you for your next video

…because if you do it, I will probably die from laughter. No pressure!

[Nocturama]

@goosehd - I can see it now, Gosport 2024…

‍️

[goosehd]

@Giles said in The Iron Heart 20th Anniversary Party:

Fuck off

…and besides, I didn’t tell him about using the loo at a pub and if someone walks up beside you, to greet them with “fancy some spotted dick”

[louisbosco]

dates now!!!!

[Matt]

@Oaktavia look at the bright side… you get to
meet Mo.

[Giles]

You say "bright side"

[Tago Mago]

@Giles at least he had the good grace to say Mo and not Matt

[Oaktavia]

haha I would love to meet both of them and everyone else who attends. Gears are turning...