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    • MattM
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      • GraemeEG
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        @Matt true

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        • EdHE
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          How to get those sick knee fades:
          Step 1: acquire baby
          Step 2: put on jeans
          Step 3: teach the baby acquired in Step 1 to walk

          Take the dive...

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          • T4920T
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            @EdH nice socks ✌

            “𝑁𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑙𝑒𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑢𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑑𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑏 𝑦𝑜𝑢. 𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑚𝑒𝑒𝑡 𝑖𝑡, 𝑖𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑡𝑜, 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑎𝑚𝑒 𝑤𝑒𝑎𝑝𝑜𝑛𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑜𝑛 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑐ℎ 𝑡𝑜𝑑𝑎𝑦 𝑎𝑟𝑚 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑔𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑡.”

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            • ARNCA
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              @EdH Step 4: try to hide the indigo stripes on the carpet?

              Also wondering if there’s a potential market in hiring out babies to slow faders.

              “Every day that you survive you get a free sunset“

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              • EdHE
                EdH
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                @ARNC Or a market in fading jeans for people who don’t have a reason to get on their knees very often?

                Take the dive...

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                • jerkulesJ
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                  @EdH 😂 I blew through the knees of so many pairs during this phase. Also the next parenting phase of parks and softplays does wonders for fading jeans

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                  • BrianB
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                    I have a pair of railcar denim that almost have white knees due to this period in our sons life luckily we had a darker mat so didn’t see if any indigo transferred

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                    • EdHE
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                      Not going to lie, I had to look up what a quetzal was. Whatever was wrong with “Q is for Queen”?

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                      Take the dive...

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                      • MattM
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                        … and Y is for Yaaasss!

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                        • popvultureP
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                          God save the quetzal!

                          WTB
                          IHSH-IHG-BLK XXL
                          Sugar Cane Coke Stripe SS L charcoal

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                          • BrianB
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                            So tonight I’m flicking through this book

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                            It’s Jacobs bed time so we start to go up to bed and he turns round and says “dad why are you reading Fock that’s delicious” however the pronunciation makes both myself and the wife question what he has said

                            His response was
                            “ did you think I replaced the O with a U ?, I know my swear words mummy and dad”
                            Didn’t really know whether to laugh ( I did ) or be in shock

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                            • Sir_Cuffs-a-LotS
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                              I’ve been reading to Nikki’s belly at night, bedtime stories to get Mushie (what we’ve named our unborn) familiar with my voice. I’m new to parenting, so I’m not sure if it’s too early to be introducing baby to technology, but I got them their first mobile phone….

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                              • MattM
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                                Ahh… I remember those golden days of parenting. When there was no actual child around to ruin it. Enjoy!

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                                • Sir_Cuffs-a-LotS
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                                  @Matt booooo!!!

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                                  • MattM
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                                    Ha.

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                                    • AdamCA
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                                      My first experience of a really bad sickness bug in the little one this week. A Norovirus type bug going around Portsmouth and I think between baby and mum we have had near near 50 vomits in the last couple of days. 4am wake up to bath the little one today was not how I envisaged starting my day 😆 both have kept some toast down this morning so hopefully on the mend :hand_with_index_and_middle_fingers_crossed: I feel like with nursery etc this is just the beginning but big respect to those with multiple kids dealing with these bugs, it takes some serious mettle!

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                                      • goosehdG
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                                        @AdamC I never understood what tired truly was until I had kids.

                                        Best to the family and hope for a speedy mend for all!

                                        "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

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                                        • AdamCA
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                                          @goosehd Thank you man, nana came round to save the day and do the looking after today. Kids are so resilient, one minute i'm dodging sick and the next I am playing hide and seek

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                                          • scarfmaceS
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                                            @EdH should have used Q for quetzalcoatl

                                            "It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt."

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