Parenting

[scarfmace]

looks like I might pop back over to Marokko and go visit the Sahara, build some sand castles

[Brian]

Boys been off school today as his front teeth are coming through woke us all up at 2am and that was him awake till 5 pm
To say we are all shattered is an understatement not to mention the extortionate cost of a tooth fairy these days

[Matt]

[GraemeE]

@Matt true

[EdH]

How to get those sick knee fades:
Step 1: acquire baby
Step 2: put on jeans
Step 3: teach the baby acquired in Step 1 to walk

[T4920]

@EdH nice socks

[ARNC]

@EdH Step 4: try to hide the indigo stripes on the carpet?

Also wondering if there’s a potential market in hiring out babies to slow faders.

[EdH]

@ARNC Or a market in fading jeans for people who don’t have a reason to get on their knees very often?

[jerkules]

@EdH I blew through the knees of so many pairs during this phase. Also the next parenting phase of parks and softplays does wonders for fading jeans

[Brian]

I have a pair of railcar denim that almost have white knees due to this period in our sons life luckily we had a darker mat so didn’t see if any indigo transferred

[EdH]

Not going to lie, I had to look up what a quetzal was. Whatever was wrong with “Q is for Queen”?

[Matt]

… and Y is for Yaaasss!

[popvulture]

God save the quetzal!

[Brian]

So tonight I’m flicking through this book

It’s Jacobs bed time so we start to go up to bed and he turns round and says “dad why are you reading Fock that’s delicious” however the pronunciation makes both myself and the wife question what he has said

His response was
“ did you think I replaced the O with a U ?, I know my swear words mummy and dad”
Didn’t really know whether to laugh ( I did ) or be in shock

[Sir_Cuffs-a-Lot]

I’ve been reading to Nikki’s belly at night, bedtime stories to get Mushie (what we’ve named our unborn) familiar with my voice. I’m new to parenting, so I’m not sure if it’s too early to be introducing baby to technology, but I got them their first mobile phone….

[Matt]

Ahh… I remember those golden days of parenting. When there was no actual child around to ruin it. Enjoy!

[Sir_Cuffs-a-Lot]

@Matt booooo!!!

[Matt]

Ha.

[AdamC]

My first experience of a really bad sickness bug in the little one this week. A Norovirus type bug going around Portsmouth and I think between baby and mum we have had near near 50 vomits in the last couple of days. 4am wake up to bath the little one today was not how I envisaged starting my day both have kept some toast down this morning so hopefully on the mend :hand_with_index_and_middle_fingers_crossed: I feel like with nursery etc this is just the beginning but big respect to those with multiple kids dealing with these bugs, it takes some serious mettle!

[goosehd]

@AdamC I never understood what tired truly was until I had kids.

Best to the family and hope for a speedy mend for all!