DEATH ROW MEAL LAST REQUEST

[Matt]

Coke Zero?

[steelworker]

@Matt Colombian marching powder
just to cut through the bourbon

[goosehd]

…damn it. I deleted my hooker’s and coke reference too soon! Carry on gentlemen

[Graeme]

@JoshC I ate some of your mother's cakes at the twentieth anniversary party last year and can confirm that they are very good.

Fortunately, it wasn't my last meal.

[Brandrea]

I think I’d skip the meal and go straight to the Martinis

[Oilfieldtrash]

@Matt ahhhhhahahaa

[Oilfieldtrash]

@goosehd In that order? Leave some for me!

[EdH]

If I can keep eating, do we ever have to get to the execution part?

[Brian]

Could I have a multi course degustation meal rather than just 3 courses
Would make the choices easier as I have many favourites and I could then pair each course with a drink

[mikebarhoot]

^pretty sure one of em would be chianti and fava beans.

[ROman]

A bottle of Rombauer Zinfandel, then any kind of shellfish I used to eat and became severely allergic to, and would probably do me in.

[mikebarhoot]

^birds of a feather. i guess we should start plotting our crime.

[mclaincausey]

Impossible so I’m just gonna throw stuff out there

Starter: Szechuan spicy chicken

Main: double smashed super fatty cheeseburger with fry sauce, sautéed onion, and dill pickles and duck fat double fried fries with a big ass iced tea

Dessert: nobu style miso glazed black cod. Hey it’s my last meal and I get to define dessert

[Matt]

First course. The judge. Medium well.

[steelworker]

@Matt tartare of justice?

[Giles]

@Ian72 's suggestion for the main course - badly prepared Fugu.....

[steelworker]

@mclaincausey if you can keep that down they won't have to execute you

[natehate]

starter - tacos birria
main - waygu ribeye seasoned with just salt, cooked to rare with sous vide then seared in a cast iron skillet for a nice crust, roast potatoes, corn on the cob
desert - heavenly hash ice cream
beverage - a 2 liter of dr pepper so i piss myself and someone else has to clean it up

[ddtrash]

Proper U.K. transport cafe fry up breakfast.

Currently not on death row but am sat in Julie’s Cafe, Droitwich in the West Midlands getting my van serviced.

[T4920]

@ddtrash sometimes there's nothing better eh!