DEATH ROW MEAL LAST REQUEST

[Matt]

My last meal would be sour patch kids and my last drink would be a bottle of absynthe. Good luck strapping me to that fucking table.

[Jakederoche]

Great question, Always loved a good lobster dinner ! 🦞

[mikebarhoot]

easy peasy…

12 shrimp brochette
6 finger pour of pappy’s 25yr

note. would guzzle the pappy first as i’d only make it to 2… maybe 3 … shrimps before i’d croak via the shrimp allery

[pechelman]

@mikebarhoot said in DEATH ROW MEAL LAST REQUEST:

easy peasy…

12 shrimp brochette
6 finger pour of pappy’s 25yr

note. would guzzle the pappy first as i’d only make it to 2… maybe 3 … shrimps before i’d croak via the shrimp allery

Reminds me of this https://explosm.net/comics/rob-lastmeal

[steelworker]

bottle of Makers Mark and you lot fuck off

[steelworker]

and a coke chaser sil vous plais

[Matt]

Coke Zero?

[steelworker]

@Matt Colombian marching powder
just to cut through the bourbon

[goosehd]

…damn it. I deleted my hooker’s and coke reference too soon! Carry on gentlemen

[Graeme]

@JoshC I ate some of your mother's cakes at the twentieth anniversary party last year and can confirm that they are very good.

Fortunately, it wasn't my last meal.

[Brandrea]

I think I’d skip the meal and go straight to the Martinis

[Oilfieldtrash]

@Matt ahhhhhahahaa

[Oilfieldtrash]

@goosehd In that order? Leave some for me!

[EdH]

If I can keep eating, do we ever have to get to the execution part?

[Brian]

Could I have a multi course degustation meal rather than just 3 courses
Would make the choices easier as I have many favourites and I could then pair each course with a drink

[mikebarhoot]

^pretty sure one of em would be chianti and fava beans.

[ROman]

A bottle of Rombauer Zinfandel, then any kind of shellfish I used to eat and became severely allergic to, and would probably do me in.

[mikebarhoot]

^birds of a feather. i guess we should start plotting our crime.

[mclaincausey]

Impossible so I’m just gonna throw stuff out there

Starter: Szechuan spicy chicken

Main: double smashed super fatty cheeseburger with fry sauce, sautéed onion, and dill pickles and duck fat double fried fries with a big ass iced tea

Dessert: nobu style miso glazed black cod. Hey it’s my last meal and I get to define dessert

[Matt]

First course. The judge. Medium well.