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    DEATH ROW MEAL LAST REQUEST

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    • pechelmanP
      pechelman
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      @mikebarhoot said in DEATH ROW MEAL LAST REQUEST:

      easy peasy…

      12 shrimp brochette
      6 finger pour of pappy’s 25yr

      note. would guzzle the pappy first as i’d only make it to 2… maybe 3 … shrimps before i’d croak via the shrimp allery

      Reminds me of this https://explosm.net/comics/rob-lastmeal

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      • steelworkerS
        steelworker
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        bottle of Makers Mark and you lot fuck off

        Those are my principles, and if you don't like them…
        Well, I have others.

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        • steelworkerS
          steelworker
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          and a coke chaser sil vous plais

          Those are my principles, and if you don't like them…
          Well, I have others.

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          • MattM
            Matt
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            Coke Zero?

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            • steelworkerS
              steelworker
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              @Matt
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              @Matt Colombian marching powder🤥
              just to cut through the bourbon 😬

              Those are my principles, and if you don't like them…
              Well, I have others.

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              • goosehdG
                goosehd
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                …damn it. I deleted my hooker’s and coke reference too soon! Carry on gentlemen 🙂

                "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

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                • GraemeG
                  Graeme
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                  @JoshC I ate some of your mother's cakes at the twentieth anniversary party last year and can confirm that they are very good.

                  Fortunately, it wasn't my last meal. 😁

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                  • BrandreaB
                    Brandrea
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                    I think I’d skip the meal and go straight to the Martinis

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                    • OilfieldtrashO
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                      @Matt ahhhhhahahaa

                      "In a society that has destroyed all adventure, the only adventure left is to destroy that society"

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                      • OilfieldtrashO
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                        @goosehd In that order? Leave some for me!

                        "In a society that has destroyed all adventure, the only adventure left is to destroy that society"

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                        • EdHE
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                          If I can keep eating, do we ever have to get to the execution part?

                          Take the dive...

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                          • BrianB
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                            Could I have a multi course degustation meal rather than just 3 courses 🤔
                            Would make the choices easier as I have many favourites and I could then pair each course with a drink

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                            • mikebarhootM
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                              ^pretty sure one of em would be chianti and fava beans. 🤣

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                              • ROmanR
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                                A bottle of Rombauer Zinfandel, then any kind of shellfish I used to eat and became severely allergic to, and would probably do me in.

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                                • mikebarhootM
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                                  ^birds of a feather. i guess we should start plotting our crime. 🙄

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                                  • mclaincauseyM
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                                    Impossible so I’m just gonna throw stuff out there

                                    Starter: Szechuan spicy chicken

                                    Main: double smashed super fatty cheeseburger with fry sauce, sautéed onion, and dill pickles and duck fat double fried fries with a big ass iced tea

                                    Dessert: nobu style miso glazed black cod. Hey it’s my last meal and I get to define dessert

                                    Think it, be it.

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                                    • MattM
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                                      First course. The judge. Medium well.

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                                      • steelworkerS
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                                        @Matt tartare of justice?

                                        Those are my principles, and if you don't like them…
                                        Well, I have others.

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                                        • GilesG
                                          Giles
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                                          @Ian72 's suggestion for the main course - badly prepared Fugu.....

                                          "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                          • steelworkerS
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                                            @mclaincausey if you can keep that down they won't have to execute you

                                            Those are my principles, and if you don't like them…
                                            Well, I have others.

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