DEATH ROW MEAL LAST REQUEST

[Oaktavia]

I think I would be so nervous and sad about dying that I wouldn't have much of a appetite. Maybe a stack of seafood: blue crabs, shrimp, crayfish, rockfish, etc with corn, taters and a 40oz double IPA.

[endo]

Starter: no soft drink
Main: no soft drink
Dessert: no soft drink
Soft Drink: no soft drink

gimme some booze, a spliff or hit the switch

[Oaktavia]

@endo said in DEATH ROW MEAL LAST REQUEST:

a spliff

How did I not think of this?

[goosehd]

@endo

[goosehd]

@Oaktavia You forgot crab cakes...

[Oaktavia]

@goosehd said in DEATH ROW MEAL LAST REQUEST:

@Oaktavia You forgot crab cakes...

I'm more of a pickin' kinda dude but I never turn crab cakes down.

[goosehd]

@Oaktavia I'll pick as long as the beer is flowing

[Oaktavia]

@goosehd said in DEATH ROW MEAL LAST REQUEST:

@Oaktavia I'll pick as long as the beer is flowing

[Matt]

My last meal would be sour patch kids and my last drink would be a bottle of absynthe. Good luck strapping me to that fucking table.

[Jakederoche]

Great question, Always loved a good lobster dinner ! 🦞

[mikebarhoot]

easy peasy…

12 shrimp brochette
6 finger pour of pappy’s 25yr

note. would guzzle the pappy first as i’d only make it to 2… maybe 3 … shrimps before i’d croak via the shrimp allery

[pechelman]

@mikebarhoot said in DEATH ROW MEAL LAST REQUEST:

easy peasy…

12 shrimp brochette
6 finger pour of pappy’s 25yr

note. would guzzle the pappy first as i’d only make it to 2… maybe 3 … shrimps before i’d croak via the shrimp allery

Reminds me of this https://explosm.net/comics/rob-lastmeal

[steelworker]

bottle of Makers Mark and you lot fuck off

[steelworker]

and a coke chaser sil vous plais

[Matt]

Coke Zero?

[steelworker]

@Matt Colombian marching powder
just to cut through the bourbon

[goosehd]

…damn it. I deleted my hooker’s and coke reference too soon! Carry on gentlemen

[Graeme]

@JoshC I ate some of your mother's cakes at the twentieth anniversary party last year and can confirm that they are very good.

Fortunately, it wasn't my last meal.

[Brandrea]

I think I’d skip the meal and go straight to the Martinis

[Oilfieldtrash]

@Matt ahhhhhahahaa