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    • MattM
      Matt
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      @EdH i have gotten hundreds, at least, of every variety of angry, confused, frustrated, and batshit nutty correspondence over the past 23 years but the truly inspired ones from those detached from our plane of reality always come written or typed on paper for some reason. I’ve definitely seen some good ones.

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      • GilesG
        Giles
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        Thank you @endo 🙂

        "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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        • endoE
          endo
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          It's a brilliant show IMO ('Fleabag').

          si tacuisses

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          • GilesG
            Giles
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            Have not watched. Will definitely do so now 🙂

            "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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            • EdHE
              EdH
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              Make sure you do @Giles. I thought it would be quite chick-flick when Mrs H suggested we give it a go, but was much funnier than I anticipated.

              Take the dive...

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              • EdHE
                EdH
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                @Matt I hear you on that! I used to get handwritten letters from someone in prison who wanted us to act for his company. They were quite wild.

                Take the dive...

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                • endoE
                  endo
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                  IHTB-01-GRN

                  si tacuisses

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                  • GilesG
                    Giles
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                    Hahahahahahahaha

                    "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                    • MattM
                      Matt
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                      Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!

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                      • ROmanR
                        ROman
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                        @endo I've been reading good things about Condors new fleet.

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                        • endoE
                          endo
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                          The aircraft was fine, but the ride was rough. We experienced turbulences over the indian ocean. I was thrown out of my seat, hit the ceiling with my head and landed in the aisle. Approximately 20 people got injured, one broken leg, lots of bleeding heads. The ceiling in the cabin was actually broken above many seats from people (heads) been thrown against it. Together with 4 other doctors we managed to take care of everyone untill the plane landed about 3 hrs later. Haven‘t had this before.

                          si tacuisses

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                          • motojoboboM
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                            Glad you made it OK @endo but sorry you and the rest of the passengers had such a rough ride. Never been on such a turbulent flight myself.

                            Odds are you are very unlikely to ever buy an IHTB-01-GRN after this !!

                            The journey is the objective.

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                            • endoE
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                              @motojobobo said in That's Jokes:

                              Glad you made it OK @endo but sorry you and the rest of the passengers had such a rough ride. Never been on such a turbulent flight myself.

                              Odds are you are very unlikely to ever buy an IHTB-01-GRN after this !!

                              😁 no, I‘d love to

                              si tacuisses

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                              • GilesG
                                Giles
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                                Wow....

                                "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                • ROmanR
                                  ROman
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                                  WOW @endo glad you made it out Okay, and were able to help the others that were injured. Crazy story.

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                                  • MattM
                                    Matt
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                                    That’s nuts. If I were on that plane I’d have gone home and told my family about the dreamy well dressed doctor who tenderly cared for me during my moment of terror. My version would have had snakes in it though. 🐍 ✈️

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                                    • endoE
                                      endo
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                                      haha, not dreamy well dressed I‘m afraid, and no snakes

                                      si tacuisses

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                                      • I
                                        IrishHeart
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                                        Newbie here, so hopefully nobody offended by this one.

                                        Sister Mary entered the Monastery of Silence. The Abbot said, “ sister, this is a silent monastery. You are welcome here as long as you like, but you may not speak until I direct you to do so.”
                                        Sister Mary lived in the monastery for 5 years before the abbot said to her, “ Sister Mary, you have been here for 5 years. You can speak two words.
                                        Sister Mary said, “Hard bed.”
                                        “Im sorry to hear that” the Abbot said, “we’ll get you a better bed.”
                                        After 5 more years, Sister Mary was called by the Abbot. “ You may say another 2 words Sister”.
                                        “ Cold food”, said Sister Mary. The Abbot assured her the food would be better in future.
                                        On her 15th anniversary, the Abbot again called Sister Mary into his office. “ You may say 2 words today”.
                                        “ I quit” said Sister Mary.
                                        “It’s probably for the best” said the Abbot, “ you’ve done fuck all but moan since you’ve been here”.

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                                        • GilesG
                                          Giles
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                                          Brilliant

                                          "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                          • A
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                                            (This may have been posted earlier)

                                            All of my fake plants died… because I forgot to pretend to water them.
                                            -Mitch Hedberg

                                            I did a YouTube deep dive on some of his joke yesterday, and this is his most popular. King of the deadpan one-liners. He was absolutely brilliant. For a good laugh, I recommend searching some of his performances. Happy Friday!

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