That's Jokes

[gaseousclay]

duck caller [emoji23]

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[Jett129]

Great joke!!!

[Giles]

Boom….

[bryaneidins70]

[Jett129]

One of my all time favorite jokes. I tell a little bit different version,but the punchline is the same.

[organisys]

[Giles]

I may have posted this one before, if so, I'm not even sorry…

[Jett129]

Love that joke,makes me laugh every time.

[motojobobo]

[Jett129]

Any Mitch Hedberg fans?

[Jett129]

This is from his last set before the lockdown in March.

[motojobobo]

Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
share office space…

Dr.Smith was a psychiatrist & Dr.Jones
was a Proctologist (related to colon, anus)

They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Hysterias & Posteriors

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So, the docs changed
it to read
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Catatonics and High Colonics

• no go.

Next, they tried...
Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives

• thumbs down again.

Then came..
Minds and Behinds

• still no good.

Another attempt resulted in...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
-unacceptable again!

So they tried
Analysis & Anal Cysts

• not a chance

Nuts and Butts

• no way

Freaks and Cheeks

• still no good

Loons and Moons

• forget it!

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with:
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Everyone loved it.

[Jett129]

Great joke. Read it as fast as I could to get to the worthwhile punchline.

[Giles]

Yeah, me too…..

[Yogi217]

That was worth it. Thank you

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[Jett129]

[Jett129]

[Jett129]

Couldn’t resist…

[Jett129]

@Giles Saw this and thought of you… 

[steelworker]