Random Rants

[trail and arrow]

stranger than fiction

[Megatron1505]

I want to see a picture of the box, fucking idiots.

[tatmantall]

Holy crap. That's nuts

[Finn666]

@Seul:

…
I expect to read something like this any minute now:

16-06-2014 12:51 Delivery Agent - BELGIUM Vehicle exploded, ISIS militants seen dancing on shattered parcels

fucking hilarious!

[Graeme]

Given that @Seul is into pigs, porn and beer, I wouldn't be surprised if a crack squad of fanatics is en route to Belgium from the Middle East… :o

[Seul]

They re-packed the bottles I guess. They did a very thorough job… How they didn't break all of the fucking bottles is beyond me... 

[Megatron1505]

Unbelievable, speaking as someone who has bought from Beers Of The World a few times I can guarantee you that is not how they were originally packaged. Fucking morons.

[Seul]

Gav: of course, I know that mate!.. Just look at how they re-packed it!!!

I believe the term I'm looking for rhymes with "bucking runts"…

[mclaincausey]

Jiminy! That's a high level of fucktardery right there…

[4c]

@Seul:

They re-packed the bottles I guess. They did a very thorough job… How they didn't break all of the fucking bottles is beyond me... 

Maybe they should get one of these as a new delivery van?

[Snowy]

@Seul:

I believe the term I'm looking for rhymes with "bucking runts"…

snucking bunts?

[toddjcoley]

Why am I a welder?

[Cutlasshound]

Trying to get back to London from Glasgow airport. Flights delayed by six hours until 1:30am. The only train left is seven hours journey time and leaves at 11:50pm. Aaaarrrrrrrgggghhhh

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[tigerpac]

@toddjcoley:

Why am I a welder?

I can't believe the American Welding Society is based in Miami.  That's the least safe place I've ever lived… by far!

[JCMx800]

Yesterday i checked out some local cobblers to ask if they could change a blocked heel to a "cuban" heel. This time everyone was polite, but no one had the right machine. Looks like I have to sell my bounty hunters [emoji20] best fit, but walking feels weird…

[Seul]

I hate BBQs. Seriously: fuck summer, fuck BBQs. I've already been invited for two.

God-damn it 

[Max Power]

@JCMx800:

Yesterday i checked out some local cobblers to ask if they could change a blocked heel to a "cuban" heel. This time everyone was polite, but no one had the right machine. Looks like I have to sell my bounty hunters [emoji20] best fit, but walking feels weird…

What size?

[JCMx800]

@Max:

What size?

8,5 E

[mclaincausey]

Sun Country sucks. Never again. Trying to save the company money. If no one else cares, why should I?

[mclaincausey]

Update… Sun Country's backwoods fly-by-night operation finally got me home at 5AM. To be fair, it was only 6 hours late. There were no other delays of that nature, I was looking the whole time.

Fuck those fucking fucks.