Random Rants

[4c]

Been hearing quite a few complaints about USPS; I wonder if the quality of service has declined recently since the US post office was forced to pay for retirement 70 years in advance (as part of the plan for destruction and privatization) or if it was always this way…

[Anesthetist]

Not sure why but they are definitely slipping quality wise. So sick of them not even bothering to put a package between my doors. So feckin  lazy.

[mclaincausey]

Very few businesses could survive with a pension plan being funded 70 years in advance. Maybe a drug cartel…

[tatmantall]

They have been piss poor for as long as I can remember, they just found a new excuse to throw the dart at for awhile … Yet it still drives underneath my skin from time to time.

[Seul]

@Seul:

Let's have a laugh!..

12-06-2014 09:18 Delivery Agent - BELGIUM Held in depot
12-06-2014 08:27 Delivery Agent - BELGIUM Held in depot
12-06-2014 07:59 Delivery Agent - BELGIUM Held in depot
12-06-2014 07:35 Delivery Agent - BELGIUM Damage recorded - delivery to be scheduled
12-06-2014 07:01 Delivery Agent - BELGIUM Delivery to be rescheduled
12-06-2014 05:12 Delivery Agent - BELGIUM Received in destination country
11-06-2014 20:23 Delivery Agent - BELGIUM Held in depot
11-06-2014 04:39 Delivery Agent - BELGIUM Held in depot
10-06-2014 19:46 Delivery Agent - BELGIUM Held in depot
10-06-2014 12:03 Delivery Agent - BELGIUM Held in depot
10-06-2014 11:34 Delivery Agent - BELGIUM Held in depot
10-06-2014 07:50 Delivery Agent - BELGIUM Held in depot
10-06-2014 07:34 Delivery Agent - BELGIUM Damage recorded - delivery to be scheduled
10-06-2014 06:10 Delivery Agent - BELGIUM Received in destination country
06-06-2014 17:35 Delivery Agent - BELGIUM Held in depot
06-06-2014 14:47 Delivery Agent - BELGIUM Delivery attempted - premises closed
06-06-2014 06:31 Delivery Agent - BELGIUM Loaded to vehicle for delivery
06-06-2014 06:09 Delivery Agent - BELGIUM Received in destination country
06-06-2014 01:03 Delivery Agent - BELGIUM Received in destination country
05-06-2014 20:17 Delivery Agent - NETHERLANDS Forwarded for export

Now:

16-06-2014 07:51 Delivery Agent - BELGIUM Loaded to vehicle for delivery
16-06-2014 06:04 Delivery Agent - BELGIUM Received in destination country

I expect to read something like this any minute now:

16-06-2014 12:51 Delivery Agent - BELGIUM Vehicle exploded, ISIS militants seen dancing on shattered parcels

[trail and arrow]

stranger than fiction

[Megatron1505]

I want to see a picture of the box, fucking idiots.

[tatmantall]

Holy crap. That's nuts

[Finn666]

@Seul:

…
I expect to read something like this any minute now:

16-06-2014 12:51 Delivery Agent - BELGIUM Vehicle exploded, ISIS militants seen dancing on shattered parcels

fucking hilarious!

[Graeme]

Given that @Seul is into pigs, porn and beer, I wouldn't be surprised if a crack squad of fanatics is en route to Belgium from the Middle East… :o

[Seul]

They re-packed the bottles I guess. They did a very thorough job… How they didn't break all of the fucking bottles is beyond me... 

[Megatron1505]

Unbelievable, speaking as someone who has bought from Beers Of The World a few times I can guarantee you that is not how they were originally packaged. Fucking morons.

[Seul]

Gav: of course, I know that mate!.. Just look at how they re-packed it!!!

I believe the term I'm looking for rhymes with "bucking runts"…

[mclaincausey]

Jiminy! That's a high level of fucktardery right there…

[4c]

@Seul:

They re-packed the bottles I guess. They did a very thorough job… How they didn't break all of the fucking bottles is beyond me... 

Maybe they should get one of these as a new delivery van?

[Snowy]

@Seul:

I believe the term I'm looking for rhymes with "bucking runts"…

snucking bunts?

[toddjcoley]

Why am I a welder?

[Cutlasshound]

Trying to get back to London from Glasgow airport. Flights delayed by six hours until 1:30am. The only train left is seven hours journey time and leaves at 11:50pm. Aaaarrrrrrrgggghhhh

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[tigerpac]

@toddjcoley:

Why am I a welder?

I can't believe the American Welding Society is based in Miami.  That's the least safe place I've ever lived… by far!

[JCMx800]

Yesterday i checked out some local cobblers to ask if they could change a blocked heel to a "cuban" heel. This time everyone was polite, but no one had the right machine. Looks like I have to sell my bounty hunters [emoji20] best fit, but walking feels weird…