Random Rants

[4c]

@Seul:

They re-packed the bottles I guess. They did a very thorough job… How they didn't break all of the fucking bottles is beyond me... 

Maybe they should get one of these as a new delivery van?

[Snowy]

@Seul:

I believe the term I'm looking for rhymes with "bucking runts"…

snucking bunts?

[toddjcoley]

Why am I a welder?

[Cutlasshound]

Trying to get back to London from Glasgow airport. Flights delayed by six hours until 1:30am. The only train left is seven hours journey time and leaves at 11:50pm. Aaaarrrrrrrgggghhhh

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[tigerpac]

@toddjcoley:

Why am I a welder?

I can't believe the American Welding Society is based in Miami.  That's the least safe place I've ever lived… by far!

[JCMx800]

Yesterday i checked out some local cobblers to ask if they could change a blocked heel to a "cuban" heel. This time everyone was polite, but no one had the right machine. Looks like I have to sell my bounty hunters [emoji20] best fit, but walking feels weird…

[Seul]

I hate BBQs. Seriously: fuck summer, fuck BBQs. I've already been invited for two.

God-damn it 

[Max Power]

@JCMx800:

Yesterday i checked out some local cobblers to ask if they could change a blocked heel to a "cuban" heel. This time everyone was polite, but no one had the right machine. Looks like I have to sell my bounty hunters [emoji20] best fit, but walking feels weird…

What size?

[JCMx800]

@Max:

What size?

8,5 E

[mclaincausey]

Sun Country sucks. Never again. Trying to save the company money. If no one else cares, why should I?

[mclaincausey]

Update… Sun Country's backwoods fly-by-night operation finally got me home at 5AM. To be fair, it was only 6 hours late. There were no other delays of that nature, I was looking the whole time.

Fuck those fucking fucks.

[Graeme]

I went along to Masterpiece London, which is an art fair / lifestyle event for the 1%.

I took a snap of an Antonovici owl sculpture on one stand, and the owner gave a passive aggressive rant about not wanting pictures taken. As far as I could tell it was because he wanted to keep control of the image of his products.

I don't want to burst his bubble, but virtually everyone in the building would have been carrying a device capable of posting an image to Instagram. You might not like it, but that's the reality. And if you've got a no photos policy then put up a fecking sign, rather than coming over as a Luddite ass. You might not alienate potential customers that way.

[mclaincausey]

You should have snapped a shot of him whilst bitching.

[Seul]

Exactly.

[Megatron1505]

Or kicked the fucking owl thing over.

[Cutlasshound]

My thoughts exactly! Then taken a picture of his expression :-).

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[Seul]

"THE OWLS ARE NOT WHAT THEY SEEM!.."

kicks the sculpture

[trail and arrow]

huhuhuhuh huhuhuhuh huhuhuhuh huhuhuhuh huhuhuhuh

[Giles]

Yeah…..I only got 340,000 hits with google images....

[tatmantall]

Google chrome app for iphone….complete trash.