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    • GilesG
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      "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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      • SeulS
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        My kinda humour…

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          • 4c4
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            What do you call someone who doesn't give or even have a feck?…  Feckless.

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            • BloodnThunderB
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              A guy walks into a bar looking frantic and in a hurry.  He says, "bartender, quick, pour me 5 shots".  Bartender grabs a bottle and pours out 5 shots side-by-side on the bar.  The guy quickly starts pounding the shots.

              Bartender - "Geez!  Slow down buddy they're not going anywhere."

              Guy - "You'd be in a hurry too if you had what I've got!"

              Bartender - "Sounds pretty bad.  What have you got?"

              Guy - "About 5 cents"

              IG: Shadesofindig0

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              • DionD
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                  An old married couple are sitting around and the husband says "Can you think of something that would make me happy and sad at the same time?" The wife thinks for a second and says "Yeah, Your brothers dick is smaller than yours"

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                    • steelworkerS
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                      A priest, a minister, and a rabbi, walk in to a bar. The bartender looks up and says,"What is this, a joke?"

                      Those are my principles, and if you don't like them…
                      Well, I have others.

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                      • Megatron1505M
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                        My wife threatened to leave me for constantly singing songs by The Monkees. I thought she was joking, then I saw her face…...

                        Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                            Joke of the day.  https://www.facebook.com/TheWallOfComedy/videos/1539726482800488/

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                            • xtcclassicX
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                              https://www.reddit.com/r/television/comments/86kb35/norm_macdonald_the_moth_joke/?st=JF4GM7XJ&sh=31d41e68

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                              • Megatron1505M
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                                Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                                  • organisysO
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                                    Pride of Japan :-)

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                                    • neph93N
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                                      @organisys That's very good, except he's obviously Lore disguised as Data. The prick.

                                      «Stevie Heighway on the wing!
                                      We had dreams, and songs to sing…»

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                                      • manufc10M
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                                        I am convinced this dude is not human.

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                                        • organisysO
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                                          @organisys That's very good, except he's obviously Lore disguised as Data. The prick.

                                          😃

                                          Fortunately I’ve never had a FB account and never will have.

                                          Pride of Japan :-)

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                                          • bryaneidins70B
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                                            'Fail we may…Sail we must'

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