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    • AppfaffA
      Appfaff
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      My Wesco arrive next Monday.

      I already have it planned out how to address the elephant (new boots on my feet) in the room -

      Her: “Adam, where the fuck did those come from?”

      Me: “you remember the old brown boots with the white soles you never really liked? I hade them resoled And reconditioned by a better company.

      Her: “ok…”

      Me: “You like these better now?”

      Her: “sure, they look like all your other boots, still”

      Me: [emoji41]

      It’s off the wall Enough that the wife might consider believing it… maybe

      Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

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      • FinksterF
        Finkster
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        • SeulS
          Seul
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          I need a motherfucking drink.

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          • mikebarhootM
            mikebarhoot
            Iron Heart Deity
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            @Giles:

            @neph93

            "Oh wow, Giles must have been a two-for-the-price-of-one last week - got to love that guy"

            Or “look what i got in a GAW”!

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            • mikebarhootM
              mikebarhoot
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              @Seul:

              I need a motherfucking drink.

              Roger that. And ditto.

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              • SeulS
                Seul
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                • tvenutoT
                  tvenuto
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                  I do this with knives.  "Is that a new knife?" "No, honey, you remember this one, it's the black one."

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                  • neph93N
                    neph93
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                    I remember @Giles  saying somewhere that Haraki-san does it with Harleys. Just has them all painted black.

                    “Some of those that work forces
                    Are the same that burn crosses”

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                    • mclaincauseyM
                      mclaincausey
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                      Stay safe, MD including @DougNg

                      Think it, be it.

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                      • GilesG
                        Giles
                        IHUK Crew
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                        ^^ I did - he does…

                        "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                        • steelworkerS
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                          @mclaincausey:

                          Stay safe, MD including @DougNg

                          2nd time in 2 years-what climate change

                          Those are my principles, and if you don't like them…
                          Well, I have others.

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                          • DougNgD
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                            Thanks @mclaincausey

                            Everything good here.

                            I know violence is not the answer, I got it wrong on purpose

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                            • GilesG
                              Giles
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                              Sometimes I am humbled by the sophistication and maturity of my wife.  She popped out to buy a tomato for lunch and came back with this…..

                              "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                              • SeulS
                                Seul
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                                Thàt's the kind of modification they should be after… Instead of making black and green and yellow tomatoes...

                                Just make big booty tomatoes... Imagine your whole veg isle twerking as you passed by... Life'd be so much simpler, and better.

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                                • neph93N
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                                  @Madame Buttonfly  is a class act, no doubt. Are you going to give it a Brazilian before you eat it? (I mean the tomato  ???).

                                  “Some of those that work forces
                                  Are the same that burn crosses”

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                                  • J
                                    Jett129
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                                    This is a carrot my wife once brought home. She had saved a picture on her phone.

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                                    • neph93N
                                      neph93
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                                      We may need a new thread… [emoji529][emoji527][emoji533]

                                      “Some of those that work forces
                                      Are the same that burn crosses”

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                                      • GBurkeG
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                                        That's a healthy carrot.

                                        Wherever you go, there you are. Your luggage is another story.

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                                        • steelworkerS
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                                          @Seul:

                                          Thàt's the kind of modification they should be after… Instead of making black and green and yellow tomatoes...

                                          Just make big booty tomatoes... Imagine your whole veg isle twerking as you passed by... Life'd be so much simpler, and better.

                                          😃  😃  😃  ???  😎

                                          Those are my principles, and if you don't like them…
                                          Well, I have others.

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                                          • manufc10M
                                            manufc10
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                                            @Seul:

                                            Thàt's the kind of modification they should be after… Instead of making black and green and yellow tomatoes...

                                            Just make big booty tomatoes... Imagine your whole veg isle twerking as you passed by... Life'd be so much simpler, and better.

                                            LSD can make this happen.

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