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    • Matty123M
      Matty123
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      Congrats. Is this also “honesty with ingrid” day? Or has that already occurred?

      Maybe so. Maybe not

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      • neph93N
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        I’ve said «I’ve got some boots coming in today by the way». That’s honest in as far as it’s the truth. Full disclosure on arrival though, I assure you [emoji1]

        “Some of those that work forces
        Are the same that burn crosses”

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        • GilesG
          Giles
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          @neph93

          "Oh wow, Giles must have been a two-for-the-price-of-one last week - got to love that guy"

          "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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          • neph93N
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            @Giles:

            @neph93

            "Oh wow, Giles must have been a two-for-the-price-of-one last week - got to love that guy"

            That thought had occurred to me… it just seems so wrong though. Like insisting that bears do not shit in the woods at all, and that the Pope is in fact Anglican.

            “Some of those that work forces
            Are the same that burn crosses”

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            • AppfaffA
              Appfaff
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              My Wesco arrive next Monday.

              I already have it planned out how to address the elephant (new boots on my feet) in the room -

              Her: “Adam, where the fuck did those come from?”

              Me: “you remember the old brown boots with the white soles you never really liked? I hade them resoled And reconditioned by a better company.

              Her: “ok…”

              Me: “You like these better now?”

              Her: “sure, they look like all your other boots, still”

              Me: [emoji41]

              It’s off the wall Enough that the wife might consider believing it… maybe

              Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

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              • FinksterF
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                • SeulS
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                  I need a motherfucking drink.

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                  • mikebarhootM
                    mikebarhoot
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                    @Giles:

                    @neph93

                    "Oh wow, Giles must have been a two-for-the-price-of-one last week - got to love that guy"

                    Or “look what i got in a GAW”!

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                    • mikebarhootM
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                      @Seul:

                      I need a motherfucking drink.

                      Roger that. And ditto.

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                      • SeulS
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                        • tvenutoT
                          tvenuto
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                          I do this with knives.  "Is that a new knife?" "No, honey, you remember this one, it's the black one."

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                          • neph93N
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                            I remember @Giles  saying somewhere that Haraki-san does it with Harleys. Just has them all painted black.

                            “Some of those that work forces
                            Are the same that burn crosses”

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                            • mclaincauseyM
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                              Stay safe, MD including @DougNg

                              Think it, be it.

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                              • GilesG
                                Giles
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                                ^^ I did - he does…

                                "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                • steelworkerS
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                                  @mclaincausey:

                                  Stay safe, MD including @DougNg

                                  2nd time in 2 years-what climate change

                                  Those are my principles, and if you don't like them…
                                  Well, I have others.

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                                  • DougNgD
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                                    Thanks @mclaincausey

                                    Everything good here.

                                    I know violence is not the answer, I got it wrong on purpose

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                                    • GilesG
                                      Giles
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                                      Sometimes I am humbled by the sophistication and maturity of my wife.  She popped out to buy a tomato for lunch and came back with this…..

                                      "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                      • SeulS
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                                        Thàt's the kind of modification they should be after… Instead of making black and green and yellow tomatoes...

                                        Just make big booty tomatoes... Imagine your whole veg isle twerking as you passed by... Life'd be so much simpler, and better.

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                                        • neph93N
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                                          @Madame Buttonfly  is a class act, no doubt. Are you going to give it a Brazilian before you eat it? (I mean the tomato  ???).

                                          “Some of those that work forces
                                          Are the same that burn crosses”

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                                            This is a carrot my wife once brought home. She had saved a picture on her phone.

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