Random Rants
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so for the second day in a row, I just had to catch a "bird" in my bed room.
I wouldn't complain about that!
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Now I've got a(nother) weird picture in my head.
Give me a call next time there's a "bird" in your bedroom you can't handle. -
Fancy a pair of tits?
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I think @trail and arrow was thinking (wishing) about one of these…
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What's wrong with a massive European shag?
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The fuck did I just read
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For clarification. I'd rather have 2 in the bush.
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About twice a week for the last week I've had friends/neighbors/coworkers ask me if they could come to my house if a massive hurricane like Irma hit us. The conversation usually goes like this:
"Can I bring my family to your house if a monster storm hits us? I know you have all that emergency food and water"
"You can buy all that stuff for just a couple hundred dollars"
"You have a generator"
"You can get one of those for a couple hundred dollars"
"You have all that emergency medical equipment"
"You can have that for a hundred dollars"
"But you have it already"Then I have to be the bad guy when I explain that there is a finite amount of emergency supplies, and I'll let their family die in the streets before my family misses a meal. I don't understand why people have a problem taking responsibility for their own well being.
I'm not going to care about your family more than you do.
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Jesus Christ can you guys start speaking English or at least translate for us please???
@DougNg maybe those people don't have that kind of disposable income to spare?? It may seem like just a couple hundred bucks to you but to others it may be tough to come up with.
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A shag in the hand is worth two in the bush! Or something like that…
Shagging with my hand generally isn't my first choice. Maybe things are different in Norway…
