Random Rants

[rocket]

so for the second day in a row, I just had to catch a bird in my bed room, am I missing here something ?? birds = nature, humans = buildings…

[JCMx800]

They smell your fear!

[trail and arrow]

@rocket:

so for the second day in a row, I just had to catch a "bird" in my bed room.

I wouldn't complain about that!

[rocket]

the prob is that they bounce around like a superball, not good for the fellows…

I am fearless 

[trail and arrow]

Now I've got a(nother) weird picture in my head.
Give me a call next time there's a "bird" in your bedroom you can't handle.

[trail and arrow]

Fancy a pair of tits?

[rocket]

lol, not sure what here is going on, mate 

I was literally speaking about birds, the ones with a beak and wings….

[Giles]

I think @trail and arrow was thinking (wishing) about one of these…

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_shag

[neph93]

This is golden [emoji23]

[Seul]

@trail:

Now I've got a(nother) weird picture in my head.

We share the same dirty mind… I'm not sure which one of us should worry, but my money is on it being you...

[rocket]

thanks god they were not European shag's, they are massive…

[trail and arrow]

What's wrong with a massive European shag?

[louisbosco]

[Megatron1505]

The fuck did I just read 

[neph93]

A shag in the hand is worth two in the bush! Or something like that…

[neph93]

^ no one from outside of the UK is going to get that…

[mikebarhoot]

For clarification. I'd rather have 2 in the bush.

[neph93]

In my experience, one in the hand is often the safer option…

[rocket]

shag shag

[DougNg]

About twice a week for the last week I've had friends/neighbors/coworkers ask me if they could come to my house if a massive hurricane like Irma hit us. The conversation usually goes like this:

"Can I bring my family to your house if a monster storm hits us? I know you have all that emergency food and water"
"You can buy all that stuff for just a couple hundred dollars"
"You have a generator"
"You can get one of those for a couple hundred dollars"
"You have all that emergency medical equipment"
"You can have that for a hundred dollars"
"But you have it already"

Then I have to be the bad guy when I explain that there is a finite amount of emergency supplies, and I'll let their family die in the streets before my family misses a meal. I don't understand why people have a problem taking responsibility for their own well being.

I'm not going to care about your family more than you do.