Random Rants

[Megatron1505]

The boy has just spent £60 on his Xbox by impatiently pressing the same button 4 times

[BloodnThunder]

I will not let my child play with my phone until they fully understand what they are doing for this exact reason.  I've read horror stories of kids spending thousands of dollars in one billing cycle on games like candy crush without the parents knowing until the bill comes.

[Chris]

Dammit, I have a UK plug converter.

In a box.

Somewhere.

And there is not a chance in hell I'll find it before Thursday…

[DougNg]

Amazon

Prime

[Chris]

Yeah, I already ordered one.  Should be here on Tuesday.

[Megatron1505]

I've got a multi power converter plug if anyone needs me to bring it for their use?

[Cole]

Allready ordered one of these yesterday. 

https://www.amazon.de/gp/product/B01MRL53PQ/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o01_s01?ie=UTF8&psc=1

[rocket]

so for the second day in a row, I just had to catch a bird in my bed room, am I missing here something ?? birds = nature, humans = buildings…

[JCMx800]

They smell your fear!

[trail and arrow]

@rocket:

so for the second day in a row, I just had to catch a "bird" in my bed room.

I wouldn't complain about that!

[rocket]

the prob is that they bounce around like a superball, not good for the fellows…

I am fearless 

[trail and arrow]

Now I've got a(nother) weird picture in my head.
Give me a call next time there's a "bird" in your bedroom you can't handle.

[trail and arrow]

Fancy a pair of tits?

[rocket]

lol, not sure what here is going on, mate 

I was literally speaking about birds, the ones with a beak and wings….

[Giles]

I think @trail and arrow was thinking (wishing) about one of these…

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_shag

[neph93]

This is golden [emoji23]

[Seul]

@trail:

Now I've got a(nother) weird picture in my head.

We share the same dirty mind… I'm not sure which one of us should worry, but my money is on it being you...

[rocket]

thanks god they were not European shag's, they are massive…

[trail and arrow]

What's wrong with a massive European shag?

[louisbosco]