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    • trail and arrowT
      trail and arrow
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      Now I've got a(nother) weird picture in my head.
      Give me a call next time there's a "bird" in your bedroom you can't handle.

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      • trail and arrowT
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        Fancy a pair of tits?

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        • rocketR
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          lol, not sure what here is going on, mate  😉

          I was literally speaking about birds, the ones with a beak and wings….

          rocketrocksrox 🤙🏼🤙🏾

          It's all humbug, like everywhere
          R.I.P. Geo

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          • GilesG
            Giles
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            I think @trail and arrow was thinking (wishing) about one of these…

            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_shag

            "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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            • neph93N
              neph93
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              This is golden [emoji23]

              «Stevie Heighway on the wing!
              We had dreams, and songs to sing…»

              • Dame Vera Lynn
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              • SeulS
                Seul
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                @trail:

                Now I've got a(nother) weird picture in my head.

                We share the same dirty mind… I'm not sure which one of us should worry, but my money is on it being you...

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                • rocketR
                  rocket
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                  😃

                  thanks god they were not European shag's, they are massive…

                  rocketrocksrox 🤙🏼🤙🏾

                  It's all humbug, like everywhere
                  R.I.P. Geo

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                  • trail and arrowT
                    trail and arrow
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                    What's wrong with a massive European shag?

                    😉

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                    • louisboscoL
                      louisbosco
                      啓蒙家
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                      😃 😃 😃 😃 😃

                      "Loyalty is a two way street. If i'm asking for it from you, then you're getting it from me."

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                      • Megatron1505M
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                        The fuck did I just read  😃

                        Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                        • neph93N
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                          A shag in the hand is worth two in the bush! Or something like that…

                          «Stevie Heighway on the wing!
                          We had dreams, and songs to sing…»

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                          • neph93N
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                            ^ no one from outside of the UK is going to get that…

                            «Stevie Heighway on the wing!
                            We had dreams, and songs to sing…»

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                            • mikebarhootM
                              mikebarhoot
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                              For clarification. I'd rather have 2 in the bush.

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                              • neph93N
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                                In my experience, one in the hand is often the safer option…

                                «Stevie Heighway on the wing!
                                We had dreams, and songs to sing…»

                                • Dame Vera Lynn
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                                • rocketR
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                                  shag shag

                                  rocketrocksrox 🤙🏼🤙🏾

                                  It's all humbug, like everywhere
                                  R.I.P. Geo

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                                  • DougNgD
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                                    About twice a week for the last week I've had friends/neighbors/coworkers ask me if they could come to my house if a massive hurricane like Irma hit us. The conversation usually goes like this:

                                    "Can I bring my family to your house if a monster storm hits us? I know you have all that emergency food and water"
                                    "You can buy all that stuff for just a couple hundred dollars"
                                    "You have a generator"
                                    "You can get one of those for a couple hundred dollars"
                                    "You have all that emergency medical equipment"
                                    "You can have that for a hundred dollars"
                                    "But you have it already"

                                    Then I have to be the bad guy when I explain that there is a finite amount of emergency supplies, and I'll let their family die in the streets before my family misses a meal. I don't understand why people have a problem taking responsibility for their own well being.

                                    I'm not going to care about your family more than you do.

                                    I know violence is not the answer, I got it wrong on purpose

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                                    • manufc10M
                                      manufc10
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                                      Jesus Christ can you guys start speaking English or at least translate for us please???

                                      @DougNg maybe those people don't have that kind of disposable income to spare??  It may seem like just a couple hundred bucks to you but to others it may be tough to come up with.

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                                      • ChrisC
                                        Chris
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                                        @neph93:

                                        A shag in the hand is worth two in the bush! Or something like that…

                                        Shagging with my hand generally isn't my first choice.  Maybe things are different in Norway…

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                                        • neph93N
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                                          @Chris:

                                          @neph93:

                                          A shag in the hand is worth two in the bush! Or something like that…

                                          Shagging with my hand generally isn't my first choice.  Maybe things are different in Norway…

                                          @neph93:

                                          In my experience, one in the hand is often the safer option…

                                          I don't always take my own advice.

                                          «Stevie Heighway on the wing!
                                          We had dreams, and songs to sing…»

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                                          • SeulS
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                                            I guess your 25 children kinda prove that…

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