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    • BridgerB
      Bridger
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      Hopefully it's a quick blow job @Brian

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      • MattM
        Matt
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        @GraemeE that sounds like a much better deal than my cystoscope. I raw dogged it on the in and the out.

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        • BridgerB
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          Amen @Matt.

          My colonoscopy made a failed root canal seem like a Sunday morning spoon with a stoned panda bear.

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          • GraemeEG
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            @Matt 4690.jpg

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              @GraemeE I've had a couple of cystoscopies over the last few years. And while there's some level of numbing in the beginning,but when it's all over you have to pee. I've heard it described as pissing razor blades,and I would call that a fair assessment. So,I empathize with you.

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              • GraemeEG
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                @Jett129 said in Random Rants:

                pissing razor blades,

                Leave it to you to give it a punk rock flare

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                • MattM
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                  They tell you it will hurt a little the first time you pee after one but that’s some bullshit. First you pee all the lidocaine gel out which is disconcerting then it hurts like a real sonofabitch for the rest of the day. I stopped drinking water because I was too scared to after.

                  The colonoscopy was a breeze, with those it’s the prep that gets ya.

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                  • ChibsC
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                    Using a colab you have a monopoly on those goods to get people to sign on to your Patreon and pay extra in order to get first dibs on an effing chore coat is both greedy and douchey. 😡

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                      @Matt They just told me we need you to pee before you leave. And I was also terrified to drink anything after that.

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                      • GraemeEG
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                        @Chibs going to assume this is in reference to a retailer named after a group of narrow boat enthusiasts?

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                        • ChibsC
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                          @GraemeE yep haha

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                            NickD
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                            Straight over my head...

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                            • GilesG
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                              I have seen better stocked mini-bars….

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                              "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                              • Tago MagoT
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                                I have never seen such a bizarre combination of beverages in a minibar

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                                • Walery SmirnoffW
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                                  Did you think there would be a frying pan with fried potatoes and a bottle of vodka?)))

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                                  • MattM
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                                    Please tell me that’s how Russian hotels are stocked.

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                                    • Walery SmirnoffW
                                      Walery Smirnoff
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                                      @Matt Oh yeah! Hotels are the few things that haven't changed in Russia. From roadside "away from the wives" to presidential suites.))

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                                        IrishHeart
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                                        @Giles was that the before or after photo?

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                                        • BridgerB
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                                          @Giles said in Random Rants:

                                          I have seen better stocked mini-bars….

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                                          Looks like everything you need to make you STRONG LIKE BULL 🚀

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                                          • endoE
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                                            Susu ist bahasa for milk. Isn't that a nice word?

                                            si tacuisses

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