Random Rants

[goosehd]

@ARNC you can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave…

[ARNC]

@goosehd it’s more the other way round and potentially more serious – no access to the office kitchen!

[goosehd]

@ARNC what ring of Dante’s hell do you work in?

[popvulture]

I'm just thinking of office inferno situations now. "Over here next to the panderers and seducers, we have the lunch stealers and the fish microwavers."

[goosehd]

@popvulture

[flannel slut]

[Clint_D]

I feel like UPS is running a scam at this point. I'm already pissed enough about the tariff situation and the loss of de minimus tax exemptions but UPS charging a ~$40 brokerage fee just to get a package in the country on top of the tariffs is the icing on the cake. This was for $100 pair of Mykita sunglasses I bought my wife from Japan (no to mention that the seller neglected to inform me that they had prescription lenses in them):

[goosehd]

@Clint_D sorry mate, but welcome to the real world. Some of us have been fucked over for years…

[Sir_Cuffs-a-Lot]

Yup….

[Matt]

@flannel-slut gonna put that on your belt loop buddy?

[flannel slut]

@Matt I would rather shout, “SPEAK W A REPRESENTATIVE” while waiting on hold for 2 hours than go through the experience of securing another one of those little fuckers.

[ZackB]

@flannel-slut Imma be honest, I thought that was an edible.

[flannel slut]

@ZackB hilarious and not exactly edible

[ZackB]

@flannel-slut I looked it up, don’t eat that hahaha

[Giles]

https://www.hodinkee.com/articles/introducing-timex-todd-snyder-dylan

On that basis, everything that has ever been made or will be made is "Limited"

Arseholes.....

[mclaincausey]

Limit: “as many as we can sell”

[Tago Mago]

On the road again for work and forgot my air pods at home. Worst business trip ever

[WhiskeySandwich]

we have an employee referral program that provides massive bonuses after 30 days of employment. I've referred dozens of people over the years, 25% or so have been hired and met the requirement. I've received one bonus. Fucking horseshit. Slimy corporate bastards.

[Mizmazzle]

@WhiskeySandwich

[Matt]

I inexplicably have Slide by Goo Goo Dolls stuck in my head.