Random Rants
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@Tago-Mago "We're now boarding Group 1" ...... everyone at the gate bee-lines for the entrance
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@Tago-Mago ...well, you must not have been away from home for more than a couple of days. What if I need "insert crap" while I'm gone for a week? Yes, this is sarcasm!
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Don’t forget to immediately stand up and centipede-hump one another for 15 minutes once the plane parks.
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Boarding a plane to Tokyo from London Heathrow. I was in the queue for priority boarding (I am BA Gold card holder, and may even have been travelling business class). I got tapped on the shoulder and turned around, to be told (not so) politely by a besuited American, (looked like a lawyer) that I was in the wrong queue, it was for priority passengers only. I am not sure he could read my boarding pass because I thrust it so close to his face, but I think he got the message, and I did not have to say a thing....
"OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011
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I love it when Karens take on the role of enforcing someone else’s policies. Especially when they’re wrong, as is typically the case.
“Shag off, you absolute bell end.”
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@Tago-Mago haha, sitting back and watching the madness unfold can be entertaining. Not too mention being eye level with some strangers crotch for an extended period
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@Tago-Mago said in Random Rants:
@Giles I take it you weren’t wearing a gold-buttoned blazer?
I'm guessing nickel tack buttoned Type II....
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My problems with flying are mostly:
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smaller seats, fatter asses. I have a ton of sympathy for people who are genetically or otherwise large, but it’s not fair to have your fat rolls occupying my space
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amenity drought without corresponding fare reductions. Ever more we are cattle and there’s nothing special about flying anymore
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humanity as a whole is dispensing with basic manners. People playing videos at full volume, placing their bare feet on your armrest, farting, being Karens with the staff or other passengers, etc; it’s enough to make me borderline agoraphobic
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@Tago-Mago said in Random Rants:
And now someone’s farted. What is wrong with people?
Hope this works. https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6RXxjgR1ck/?igsh=NzJnMzZjdm1pYTRl
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@Matt oh yeah, greed gutting the engineering competency of one of the world’s most iconic brands is another one. No need to be worried about that on an Airbus.
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@Giles said in Random Rants:
(looked like a lawyer)
exactly the reason i try very hard not to look like one, each and every day.
