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    • 4c4
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      What do you call someone who doesn't give or even have a feck?…  Feckless.

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      • BloodnThunderB
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        A guy walks into a bar looking frantic and in a hurry.  He says, "bartender, quick, pour me 5 shots".  Bartender grabs a bottle and pours out 5 shots side-by-side on the bar.  The guy quickly starts pounding the shots.

        Bartender - "Geez!  Slow down buddy they're not going anywhere."

        Guy - "You'd be in a hurry too if you had what I've got!"

        Bartender - "Sounds pretty bad.  What have you got?"

        Guy - "About 5 cents"

        IG: Shadesofindig0

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            An old married couple are sitting around and the husband says "Can you think of something that would make me happy and sad at the same time?" The wife thinks for a second and says "Yeah, Your brothers dick is smaller than yours"

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              • steelworkerS
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                A priest, a minister, and a rabbi, walk in to a bar. The bartender looks up and says,"What is this, a joke?"

                Those are my principles, and if you don't like them…
                Well, I have others.

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                • Megatron1505M
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                  My wife threatened to leave me for constantly singing songs by The Monkees. I thought she was joking, then I saw her face…...

                  Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                    • J
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                      Joke of the day.  https://www.facebook.com/TheWallOfComedy/videos/1539726482800488/

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                      • xtcclassicX
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                        https://www.reddit.com/r/television/comments/86kb35/norm_macdonald_the_moth_joke/?st=JF4GM7XJ&sh=31d41e68

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                        • Megatron1505M
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                          Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                            • organisysO
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                              Pride of Japan :-)

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                              • neph93N
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                                @organisys That's very good, except he's obviously Lore disguised as Data. The prick.

                                «Stevie Heighway on the wing!
                                We had dreams, and songs to sing…»

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                                • manufc10M
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                                  I am convinced this dude is not human.

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                                  • organisysO
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                                    @neph93:

                                    @organisys That's very good, except he's obviously Lore disguised as Data. The prick.

                                    😃

                                    Fortunately I’ve never had a FB account and never will have.

                                    Pride of Japan :-)

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                                    • bryaneidins70B
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                                      'Fail we may…Sail we must'

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                                      • SeulS
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                                        😃 😃 😃

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                                        • UnTuckedU
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                                          The art of "Yo mama" jokes lives on….

                                          In search of:
                                          IHV-04, med.
                                          IHSH-185, large
                                          IHSH-186, large (khaki, and green)

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                                            Couldn’t resist this.https://www.facebook.com/officialMrAwesome/videos/1656648807785528/

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