That's Jokes

[Jett129]

This just keeps getting funnier as it goes along.

[Moty]

[jdwaid]

I've been following this guy for a little while. His live act is very angry, reminds me of Sam Kinison.

[Jett129]

420 Comedy…

[Matt]

That’s funny.

[GraemeE]

At the risk of violating forum rules this was too good not to post

[Jett129]

[Jett129]

[scooter]

[endo]

[Bridger]

This guy was offered the same contract, but turned it down.

[Jett129]

An alien comes to the Earth and everyone wants to meet him,talk to him and ask him questions. The UN sets up a conference,inviting all the great minds of the world. When it’s The Pope’s turn he asks the alien…Have you heard of our Lord Savior Jesus Christ? The alien says absolutely,he comes to visit us every couple of years. The Pope,shocked,says We’ve been waiting over 2,000 years for him to come back. The alien says it must be the party. What party says The Pope? Every time he comes we have a big party with food,wine,singing and dancing. What did you guys do?

[Bridger]

They did have a supper

[Jett129]

@Bridger I had considered that,but so far the joke's been doing really well when I tell it and noone has raised that issue.

[Jett129]

[Matt]

[IrishHeart]

[steelworker]

A beloved cunt, even.

[Matt]

She probably has a coffee mug that says World’s Greatest Cunt.

[Bridger]