That's Jokes

endo

Algae on Dagobah?

flannel slut

Nothing a little paint job can’t clean up

scooter

This one always kills me. Rodney's facial expressions are priceless...

Matt

Jett129

Pretty sure we have some Norm Macdonald fans on this thread.

Jett129

Mitch Hedberg.

jdwaid

Matt

endo

IrishHeart

I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend this morning who called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around.
We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together.
I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "old magic".

"Wow!" I was flabbergasted.

"I don't know if I could keep pace with you now", I said, "I'm a bit older and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have."
She just giggled and said she was sure I would "rise to the challenge".
"Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a waistline that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of muscle tone...everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am developing jowls like a Great Dane!"

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly.

She teased me saying that tubby,bald , older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover.

Anyway, she giggled and said, "I've put on quite a few pounds myself!"

So I told her to fuck off.