That's Jokes
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I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend this morning who called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around.
We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together.
I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "old magic"."Wow!" I was flabbergasted.
"I don't know if I could keep pace with you now", I said, "I'm a bit older and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have."
She just giggled and said she was sure I would "rise to the challenge".
"Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a waistline that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of muscle tone...everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am developing jowls like a Great Dane!"She laughed and told me to stop being so silly.
She teased me saying that tubby,bald , older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover.
Anyway, she giggled and said, "I've put on quite a few pounds myself!"
So I told her to fuck off.
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Happy 4th of July to those who celebrate
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Condolences
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Pat Burtchers economic plans make sense to me
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He will likely start and end his experience in the stirrups
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That would give you the chills
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