That's Jokes

[endo]

Death no longer exists; Chuck Norris is now the death.

[Larkens]

@endo seems to be the consensus

[Tago Mago]

@Larkens of all the conspiracy theories, this is the least believable. As if Chuck Norris could die

[Larkens]

@Tago-Mago haha true! Makes for great Jokes and memes but don’t believe it at all!

[Jett129]

Why doesn't Peter Pan tell Dad jokes?... Because they Neverland!

[Bridger]

@Jett129 said in That's Jokes:

Why doesn't Peter Pan tell Dad jokes?... Because they Neverland!

Somehow I thought this was a Michael Jackson reference, but than I realise it wasn't and I was sad for that

[Jett129]

@Bridger Not sure why you were sad for that?

[Bridger]

@Jett129 - just my dodgy sense of humour

[scarfmace]

@Bridger Fixed it for ya: Why doesn't Michael Jackson tell Dad jokes?... Because they Neverland!

Bonus: What were Michael Jackson’s pronouns? He/he

[Kasi]

[Bridger]

Perfect, thanks for satisfying my need @scarfmace!

I might be retelling those.

I'm bad.

[northsouthdenimguy]

@Bridger

Why doesn’t Michael Jackson tell dad jokes?

Because he’d rather Beat It…

[Bridger]

When looking at the man in the mirror?

[northsouthdenimguy]

@Bridger

Is there any other way?

[Jett129]

Some John Mulaney Fans on this thread.

[Jord]

I feel this won’t be an issue for many of us…

[nurunuru]

Just saw this at my local Asian supermarket.

"Packed in the UK"

Good job, guys.

[flannel slut]

find most of todays parodies too much at our expense to enjoy but Aziz as Kash is just too good

[Jett129]

How do you get PIKACHU on a bus?...You POKEMON!

[steelworker]

@scooter they would if they could.
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