That's Jokes

endo

Death no longer exists; Chuck Norris is now the death.

Larkens

@endo seems to be the consensus

Tago Mago

@Larkens of all the conspiracy theories, this is the least believable. As if Chuck Norris could die

Larkens

@Tago-Mago haha true! Makes for great Jokes and memes but don’t believe it at all!

Jett129

Why doesn't Peter Pan tell Dad jokes?... Because they Neverland!

Bridger

Why doesn't Peter Pan tell Dad jokes?... Because they Neverland!

Somehow I thought this was a Michael Jackson reference, but than I realise it wasn't and I was sad for that

Jett129

@Bridger Not sure why you were sad for that?

Bridger

@Jett129 - just my dodgy sense of humour

scarfmace

@Bridger Fixed it for ya: Why doesn't Michael Jackson tell Dad jokes?... Because they Neverland!

Bonus: What were Michael Jackson’s pronouns? He/he

Kasi

Bridger

Perfect, thanks for satisfying my need @scarfmace!

I might be retelling those.

I'm bad.

northsouthdenimguy

Why doesn’t Michael Jackson tell dad jokes?

Because he’d rather Beat It…

Bridger

When looking at the man in the mirror?

northsouthdenimguy

Is there any other way?

Jett129

Some John Mulaney Fans on this thread.