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    • ROmanR
      ROman
      Haraki san Prodigy
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      @Giles comment in what are you doing today reminds me of a joke.
      Daryl and his brother Daryl are sitting on the porch, watching the grass grow, when they're dog spike comes out and sits between them. As dogs do, spike spreads his legs and starts licking himself down below. Daryl says to his brother I'd like to give that a try, when Daryl says, you know that dog bites......

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      • GilesG
        Giles
        IHUK Crew
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        Hahahahaha

        "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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        • GilesG
          Giles
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          "Timeless elegance" GTFOOH.......

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          "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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          • BridgerB
            Bridger
            Raw and Unwashed
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            Joseph's technicolour dream-cargos

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            • bwscottB
              bwscott
              @Giles
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              @Giles
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              Also available in this exquisite autumn colourway…

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              • J
                Jett129
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                Love Norm McDonald

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                • MattM
                  Matt
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                  Norm MacDonald was honestly inimitable. He might just be my favorite comic of all time. He’s up there with Betty White.

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                  • J
                    Jett129
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                    @Matt I actually tell one of his jokes and always tell people before I tell the joke is that it’s by one of my favorite comedians. The joke about his wife being in a coma. If you don’t know it I’ll find it for you. The set that he did on Covid,2 days before we went into lockdown is priceless.

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                    • scarfmaceS
                      scarfmace
                      Haraki san Expert
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                      @Jett129 the oral sex one? I believe it has been mentioned in this chat 🙂

                      "I hate a man that talks when he's got nothing to say." – Woodrow Call

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                      • I
                        IrishHeart
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                        @scarfmace i definitely want to hear it now 😁

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                        • J
                          Jett129
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                          @IrishHeart Here you go.

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                          • MattM
                            Matt
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                            That’s modern medicine for you.

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                            • J
                              Jett129
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                              This is the whole segment.

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