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    • GilesG
      Giles
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      The Royal Family are said to be devastated after Prince Andrew’s car crash next Wednesday.

      "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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      • MattM
        Matt
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        Hahahahahah

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        • MattM
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          If he survives I’m sure he’ll “hang himself” in prison.

          Actually I wonder where a royal would be imprisoned. Does Buckingham Palace have a dungeon?

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          • goosehdG
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            @Matt Used to be the Tower of London.

            “Not all of us can do great things. But we can do small things with great love.”

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            • EdHE
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              Take the dive...

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              • BridgerB
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                • J
                  Jett129
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                  @Bridger Really great,and when he says….The next day. I lost it.

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                  • BridgerB
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                    @Jett129 said in That's Jokes:

                    @Bridger Really great,and when he says….The next day. I lost it.

                    Yep - he set that up nicely

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                    • scooterS
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                      Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.

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                        • BridgerB
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                            @flannel-slut That was so good!

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                              This is pretty funny.

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                              • ROmanR
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                                @Giles comment in what are you doing today reminds me of a joke.
                                Daryl and his brother Daryl are sitting on the porch, watching the grass grow, when they're dog spike comes out and sits between them. As dogs do, spike spreads his legs and starts licking himself down below. Daryl says to his brother I'd like to give that a try, when Daryl says, you know that dog bites......

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