The Iron Heart Baltimore Bash - September 18, 19 & 20, 2026

[goosehd]

@hajduk

[goosehd]

@Tago-Mago I am bringing the jumbo size bottle of baby oil…

[Matt]

I will not be responding to any inquiries stated in French. Likely not in English either. Maybe Esperanto.

[Tago Mago]

@Matt Mi ne povas/ne ĉeestos la Baltimore-ekstravagancon de Matt, bedaŭrinde. Kiam ĉi tiuj estos disponeblaj interrete post la renkontiĝo? Ankaŭ mi neniam posedis IH-t-ĉemizon, sed mi portas ĉion de XL ĝis etikedo 38, kaj mi havas ŝuograndon 28 en Shoes Like Pottery. Do mia demando estas: kiu gajnos la Super Bowl, kaj kial banano estas kurba?

[hajduk]

@Matt
Mon Matt! 🫦
You forgot? In a taxi! Portsmouth! Years ago...You showed me your large tattoo on your lower stomach, written in... French

[Matt]

I did forget that. What a fun memory.

[Anesthetist]

Against all odds, we closed early on our new house, sold our current in less than a week, and the buyers wanted a quick close. We are almost done with our move so I have been granted permission (actually told I’m going) to be in Baltimore. It’s been a real fucking rollercoaster this year, so I cant wait.

[sabergirl]

Ohh hell yeah, @Anesthetist !! Congrats. And this is great news.

[Oaktavia]

@Anesthetist great news indeed congrats man

[DaelMartinez]

[Matt]

That’s big new Matt. It’s moved me to share…

[Matt]

[jordanscollected]

@Matt thumbs way up to whoever chose the color scheme.

[Oaktavia]

@Matt so you get to wear one and still not show us huh? I see how it is!

[Matt]

It’s only Friday man. Be cool baby.

[Oaktavia]

Fooey

[Anesthetist]

Fantastic!

[ROman]

I just booked flights and hotel.

[Giles]

Hurrah......

[louisbosco]

@Matt stop edging me mate