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    • J
      Jett129
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      @Mizmazzle I've been a fan over the years,but for some reason I just couldn't get through his most recent special.

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      • GraemeEG
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        One of my altime favorite Ricky Gervais "jokes"(obviousely I'm a little biased ✡️)

        Pretty sure he didn't actually write this one but he told it on comedians/coffee/cars with Seinfeld

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        • MizmazzleM
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          @Sir_Cuffs-a-Lot oh nice man! How’d that encounter occur?

          In the easy chair with my boots on, melted whiskey in my hand. Could'na been asleep for more than three hours...time to go to work again...

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          • MizmazzleM
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            @Jett129 I can agree. Didn’t find his latest special to be his best, but I still enjoyed it. I mostly just love his take on things and his overall presence as a comedian. Takes the piss out of the A listers and doesn’t let woke BS cloud the reality of being a good person.

            In the easy chair with my boots on, melted whiskey in my hand. Could'na been asleep for more than three hours...time to go to work again...

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            • MattM
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              Agreed. I love his appearances on talk shows and awards shows but his standups, especially the new one, don’t hit the same way. The holocaust joke is a classic. As holocaust jokes go that is.

              Also, I watched the new Chapelle special and liked it. I think he’s leaning into activist monologues a bit more but I respect that and feel like the times call for it more than before. It def had the feel of a quickly put together set but if that’s his B game then I’d say he’s still got it.

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              • MizmazzleM
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                @Matt it’s kind of funny how I praise Ricky and he often talks about how wealthy he is. But when Chapelle does it, for some reason it rubs me the wrong way. I do love Chapelle. But he’s seemed to have lost a lot of his humility. What I do know about myself is that if I had that money and fame I would be insufferable. So I guess I shouldn’t let his bragging bother me too much.

                In the easy chair with my boots on, melted whiskey in my hand. Could'na been asleep for more than three hours...time to go to work again...

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                • MattM
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                  I’m already insufferable so I can’t imagine how bad it would be if I was loaded.

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                  • steelworkerS
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                    @Matt you mean rich

                    Those are my principles, and if you don't like them…
                    Well, I have others.

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                    • MattM
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                      Touché.

                      Although it wasn’t wrong either way.

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                      • ChapC
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                        'Some men improve the world only by leaving it.' - Oscar Wilde

                        God has blessed you richly, so get down on your knees and thank him. Don’t forget the less fortunate or God will personally kick your ass. I’d love to do it for him, but I can’t be everywhere. Willie Nelson

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                        • endoE
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                          applicable for almost every man

                          si tacuisses

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                          • ChapC
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                            @endo said in Quotes Worth Quoting:

                            applicable for almost every man

                            Politics are a no-go here I therefore can't give the answer I would like to...

                            God has blessed you richly, so get down on your knees and thank him. Don’t forget the less fortunate or God will personally kick your ass. I’d love to do it for him, but I can’t be everywhere. Willie Nelson

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                              • endoE
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                                “I’m not mad at you.”

                                Renée Good's last words, to Jonathan Ross the ICE agent who killed her.

                                si tacuisses

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                                • MizmazzleM
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                                  @Matt watched the movie, Licorice Pizza, last night. Didn’t know Tom was in it. Loved his role. Cool flick.

                                  In the easy chair with my boots on, melted whiskey in my hand. Could'na been asleep for more than three hours...time to go to work again...

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                                  • GilesG
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                                    Overheard whilst in the gym today, random dude, talking to his mate. I'm sure he stole it from someone else because no one from Gosport could be so frugally insightful....

                                    "It's the reps that fail that do the most good"

                                    "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                    • Tago MagoT
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                                      @Giles I don't get it. Could you repeat it please?

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                                        Hahaha

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                                          @Giles I feel like that’s a pretty common philosophy amongst weight lifters in the gym,especially amongst guys looking to get jacked. It’s that last rep that you struggle to do that builds muscle.

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