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    • MizmazzleM
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      @Jett129 that sounds amazing, Jett.

      In the easy chair with my boots on, melted whiskey in my hand. Could'na been asleep for more than three hours...time to go to work again...

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      • scooterS
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        Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.

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        • GilesG
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          "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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          • todyT
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            @Giles so - what did you find on the other side?

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            • BridgerB
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              @tody said in That's Jokes:

              @Giles so - what did you find on the other side?

              Maybe the apostrophe?

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              • MizmazzleM
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                My favorite teacher joke right now...

                If you're American before you go to the bathroom, and you're Chinese after you go to the bathroom....What are you when you're in the bathroom?

                European!!

                In the easy chair with my boots on, melted whiskey in my hand. Could'na been asleep for more than three hours...time to go to work again...

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                • BridgerB
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                  @Mizmazzle said in That's Jokes:

                  If you're American before you go to the bathroom, and you're Chinese after you go to the bathroom

                  Thought this was going to be about a smartphone parts supplier or an electric car manufacturer 🤔

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                  • motojoboboM
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                    Yesterday I was at my local supermarket buying a large pack of Pedigree dog food for my loyal pet and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog?

                    What did she think I had? An elephant?? 😳

                    So, since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, that I was starting the Pedigree Diet again.
                    I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in hospital last time, but I'd lost 20 kilos before I woke up in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

                    I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with Pedigree nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry.
                    The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again.
                    (I have to mention here that practically everyone in queue was now enthralled with my story.)🤓

                    Horrified, she asked me if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me.
                    I told her no, I stepped off the pavement to sniff a Labrador's arse and a car hit me.

                    I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack ....because he was laughing so hard.

                    I'm now banned from entering my supermarket!

                    Better watch what you ask retired people.🤪🤪

                    The journey is the objective.

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                    • MizmazzleM
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                      @motojobobo I pray to god this is a real story that happened to you and not just a hilarious joke!!!

                      In the easy chair with my boots on, melted whiskey in my hand. Could'na been asleep for more than three hours...time to go to work again...

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                      • motojoboboM
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                        Sorry to disappoint @Mizmazzle …not clever enough to come up with that one on my own!

                        The journey is the objective.

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                        • motojoboboM
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                          The journey is the objective.

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                          • J
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                            Anyone else watch the Bret Goldstein comedy special on HBO/MAX. I really wanted to like it. I just didn’t find him funny. I was surprised that he was doing stand up,as I had seen some of his earlier work and thought it was a good thing that he got into writing and acting. It was filmed in NJ I guess because a lot of his material is about the US. He got lots of applause every time he mentioned Ted Lasso. If you do watch it wait for after he walks off stage.

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                            • MotyM
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                              Courage is resistance to fear, it is mastery of fear, not absence of fear

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                              • scooterS
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                                Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.

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                                • endoE
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                                  hahaha

                                  si tacuisses

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                                  • MizmazzleM
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                                    @scooter love Aziz.

                                    In the easy chair with my boots on, melted whiskey in my hand. Could'na been asleep for more than three hours...time to go to work again...

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                                        • endoE
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                                          I don't get the joke two post above. Is it referring to the Jonestown killings? No problem with that, but what's the joke?

                                          si tacuisses

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                                          • motojoboboM
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                                            Drinking the KoolAid is my guess.

                                            The journey is the objective.

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