That's Jokes
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@Matt the chain saw is a audible sign
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@Mizmazzle Not sure about the “Good News” unless you’re referring to Dean Delray’s special which I thoroughly enjoyed,but full disclosure…I’m a Dean Delray fan in general. Like his podcast and his stand up. For the last couple of years he’s been Bill Burr’s opener,which has definitely paid off. When it comes to clothes/denim he’s one of us. Had Giles on his podcast way back when. Was hoping he’d be wearing IH in the special. He does thank Shipjohn in the credits. Several years ago I was in Selfedge with Alex and AJ and didn’t realize that Dean Delray was in there same time as us.
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@Jett129 yup! I knew he was one of us…I used to listen to his podcast a lot, but I got tired of him talking over his guests all the time. Found it to get frustrating when I wanted to hear a guest share their stories or ideas and Dean just keeps butting in.
I would like to see his special though. This is his first full special isn’t it?
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@Mizmazzle That’s my problem with a lot of podcast hosts,and I tend to give him an easier pass than some others, and yes this is his first special. On another note. Currently in your time zone. In Provo,UT on my way to Moab.
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@Mizmazzle Hiking,photography and some star gazing as my wife is into astronomy and Arches is a designated Dark Sky Park. The New Moon is coming up and we planned the trip around that as at that time the park will be at its darkest.
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@Mizmazzle said in That's Jokes:
If you're American before you go to the bathroom, and you're Chinese after you go to the bathroom
Thought this was going to be about a smartphone parts supplier or an electric car manufacturer
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Yesterday I was at my local supermarket buying a large pack of Pedigree dog food for my loyal pet and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog?
What did she think I had? An elephant??
So, since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, that I was starting the Pedigree Diet again.
I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in hospital last time, but I'd lost 20 kilos before I woke up in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with Pedigree nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry.
The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again.
(I have to mention here that practically everyone in queue was now enthralled with my story.)
Horrified, she asked me if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me.
I told her no, I stepped off the pavement to sniff a Labrador's arse and a car hit me.I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack ....because he was laughing so hard.
I'm now banned from entering my supermarket!
Better watch what you ask retired people.
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@motojobobo I pray to god this is a real story that happened to you and not just a hilarious joke!!!
