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    Matt
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    I’m watching Goonies with Caroline for the first time and when Chunk knocks over the statue then glues the penis on upside down he says “Looks alright to me.” And I’m dying.

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      goosehd
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      @Matt
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      @Matt that’s what I said “booty traps”… 🙂

      Goonies never say die.

      "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

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        endo
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        Goonies for the first time. I‘d give a lot for that.

        si tacuisses

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          Mizmazzle
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          Owning Goonies on VHS and watching relentlessly between the ages of 10-21….

          “Rocky..road…”

          The other VHS tape we owned was Commando

          “I like you…that’s why I’m going to kill you last.”

          The best of times

          In the easy chair with my boots on, melted whiskey in my hand. Could'na been asleep for more than three hours...time to go to work again...

          last edited by Mizmazzle 23 Mar 2025, 05:03 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 2
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            Jett129
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            Cross post from the Hard Drinkers Thread,and once again it won’t land if you’re not familiar with the cartoon characters. Here goes.
            Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd break into a distillery. Daffy Duck turns to Elmer Fudd and says…Is this Whiskey? Elmer Fudd says…Yeth,but not as Whiskey as Wobbing a bank!

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              Mizmazzle
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              @Jett129 LOVE IT!!! hahah

              In the easy chair with my boots on, melted whiskey in my hand. Could'na been asleep for more than three hours...time to go to work again...

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                steelworker
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                Those are my principles, and if you don't like them…
                Well, I have others.

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                  Matt
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                  Sure but if they’re in Japanese how will we know?

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                    goosehd
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                    @Matt Giles doesn’t understand what H is saying, but I’m pretty sure he understands the look…

                    "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

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                      goosehd
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                      Speaking of: @Alex have you got the look yet?

                      "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

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                        Tago Mago
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                        @goosehd thanks, now I have Roxette stuck in my brain...

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                          steelworker
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                          @Matt the chain saw is a audible sign

                          Those are my principles, and if you don't like them…
                          Well, I have others.

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                            Jett129
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                            Really good,super happy for Dean Delray.

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                              IrishHeart
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                                Jett129
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                                No love for Dean Delray here?

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                                  Mizmazzle
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                                  @Jett129
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                                  @Jett129 haha. Just saw your previous post but haven’t had a chance to listen to the link. Whats the good news?

                                  In the easy chair with my boots on, melted whiskey in my hand. Could'na been asleep for more than three hours...time to go to work again...

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                                    Jett129
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                                    @Mizmazzle Not sure about the “Good News” unless you’re referring to Dean Delray’s special which I thoroughly enjoyed,but full disclosure…I’m a Dean Delray fan in general. Like his podcast and his stand up. For the last couple of years he’s been Bill Burr’s opener,which has definitely paid off. When it comes to clothes/denim he’s one of us. Had Giles on his podcast way back when. Was hoping he’d be wearing IH in the special. He does thank Shipjohn in the credits. Several years ago I was in Selfedge with Alex and AJ and didn’t realize that Dean Delray was in there same time as us.

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                                      Mizmazzle
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                                      @Jett129 yup! I knew he was one of us…I used to listen to his podcast a lot, but I got tired of him talking over his guests all the time. Found it to get frustrating when I wanted to hear a guest share their stories or ideas and Dean just keeps butting in.

                                      I would like to see his special though. This is his first full special isn’t it?

                                      In the easy chair with my boots on, melted whiskey in my hand. Could'na been asleep for more than three hours...time to go to work again...

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                                        Jett129
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                                        @Mizmazzle That’s my problem with a lot of podcast hosts,and I tend to give him an easier pass than some others, and yes this is his first special. On another note. Currently in your time zone. In Provo,UT on my way to Moab.

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                                          Mizmazzle
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                                          @Jett129 Moab is so fun! What’s your plans out there?

                                          Just finished the Delay special. Solid. Happy for the dude. He’s put his time in for sure.

                                          In the easy chair with my boots on, melted whiskey in my hand. Could'na been asleep for more than three hours...time to go to work again...

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