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    • goosehdG
      goosehd
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      @Matt I say you’re fucked either way…

      "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

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      • MattM
        Matt
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        Not if I find Bigfoot and hold him for ransom. I bet OR will pay a pretty penny to see him returned unharmed.

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        • BrianB
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          Perhaps a bribe of a pair of crocs may persuade him to come out of hiding

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          • endoE
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            Happy New Year, all you W⚓️s

            si tacuisses

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            • flannel slutF
              flannel slut
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              To not getting fooled in 25’
              https://www.instagram.com/reel/C-FPBweyQOs/?igsh=aDZ2eGR5ZXF2YTR6

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              • flannel slutF
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                Heading back home road trip style and we’re binging out some stand up acts -never seen any of her specials before but Ali Wongs latest special hits home pretty hard. She goes on a hilarious rant on dating white boys and how delicate their pallets and stomachs are…. And her inflection/use of the phrase “oh my ga” is the equivalent of stand-up cheating, doesn’t matter what the joke is, she drops that, I’m laughing.

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                • J
                  Jett129
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                  @flannel-slut Big fan of Ali Wong and saw her last year in NYC,and she just absolutely killed it. You have to check her out in the Netflix series The Beef. Pretty sure she won a Golden Globe for it.

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                  • flannel slutF
                    flannel slut
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                    @Jett129 great recommendation in The Beef. We watched back when it came out a few years ago but never bothered to look into her comedy for whatever reason.

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                    • J
                      Jett129
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                      @flannel-slut She also has a movie from a few years ago called Always Be My Maybe,that's OK.

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                      • JunkPantsJ
                        JunkPants
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                        @flannel-slut said in That's Jokes:

                        To not getting fooled in 25’
                        https://www.instagram.com/reel/C-FPBweyQOs/?igsh=aDZ2eGR5ZXF2YTR6

                        Loved this one! 😄

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                        • scooterS
                          scooter
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                          Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.

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                          • GilesG
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                            @Brian said in That's Jokes:

                            Perhaps a bribe of a pair of crocs may persuade him to come out of hiding

                            More likely to make him hide....

                            "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                            • J
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                              https://x.com/randy_man_/status/1876221081130041465?s=61 This is really worth it if you can access it.

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                              • MizmazzleM
                                Mizmazzle
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                                Thought I’d reiterate here what I mentioned in the TV shows thread….

                                If you’re a Sebastian Maniscalco fan, the show called Bookie on HBO is fantastic. About a bookie running his business in Los Angeles. All sorts of incredible people in the show and the writing and humor are great.

                                In the easy chair with my boots on, melted whiskey in my hand. Could'na been asleep for more than three hours...time to go to work again...

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                                • CosmoSix5C
                                  CosmoSix5
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                                  A reel on FB cracked me up.
                                  Guy "My wife asked me to treat her like I did when we were only dating. So Friday night I took her out to dinner, a movie.... Then I dropped her off at her parents house." 😉😅😂

                                  WTB Brund Flannel 2 or 3x

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                                  • endoE
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                                    si tacuisses

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                                    • jfox1980J
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                                      Controversial question but. What's your least favorite race in the whole world?

                                      2001 Daytona 500 in the final lap.

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                                      • jfox1980J
                                        jfox1980
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                                        What's a pirates favorite letter in the alphabet?

                                        R

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                                        • jfox1980J
                                          jfox1980
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                                          What's a pirates favorite cookie?

                                          Chips Ahoy! 🍪

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                                          • endoE
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                                            finally, room for truth

                                            si tacuisses

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