Haters gonna hate troll thread

[popvulture]

@seawolf “well, your mom likes a smooth leg, so I do what keeps her happy.”

[Mizmazzle]

@popvulture Headline Reads: Aggressive truck driver veeres into spandex clad cyclist causing quite a mess!"

[popvulture]

Unfortunate splat

[T4920]

@mclaincausey my dotxedo is probably the biggest 'statement' I've ever worn on in public. No comments, but undoubtedly turned a few heads!

[mclaincausey]

@jordanscollected yup sound like rumpling cardboard. I think the fabric weight is 19oz so that helps the cause. You wouldn’t want to go duck hunting in these ducks

[mclaincausey]

@scooter said in Haters gonna hate troll thread:

@goosehd said in Haters gonna hate troll thread:

The greatest thing about getting older, is not giving a fuck what other people think... and that goes for you guys, as well

ftfy

I try to be as insultingly dismissive as possible: “cool story bro. Needs more dragons.”

[ARNC]

Not necessarily a critical comment, but this seems to be a good place for it as it came from someone outside our world and was actually quite funny (the person who made the comment certainly thought so, albeit whilst in a state of moderately advanced refreshment). A few weeks ago, I was out wearing my IHJ-129 which inevitably attracted positive attention - nobody criticises the horse! The person asked about the leather and I answered, but I wasn’t prepared for the follow up question, which was along the lines of was I equipped in a manner commensurate with the source of the leather? Of course a gentleman doesn’t discuss such matters with a stranger so I allowed him to draw his own conclusions!

[T4920]

@ARNC said in Haters gonna hate troll thread:

was I equipped in a manner commensurate with the source of the leather?

Can you rephrase in layman's terms? I consider myself relatively articulate but that's gone right over my head... Was he asking you if you shagged the horse?

[WhiskeySandwich]

@ARNC if one wears horse leather, one should assume so.
@T4920 He was asking if he was hung like one.

[T4920]

@WhiskeySandwich ahhhhhh ok I gotcha, a slightly less intrusive question than my initial thought I guess ..

[ARNC]

@T4920 no - @WhiskeySandwich is of course correct!

[Mizmazzle]

@ARNC lords knows the jacket gives one the confidence of said endowment.

[ARNC]

@Mizmazzle - you should know!

[Giles]

How do you know ?

[ARNC]

@Giles nothing dodgy - I just know Miz has some really nice jackets!

[Giles]

[seawolf]

@ARNC if it was socially acceptable to only wear jackets, I’d probably be fine with that. I freakin’ love jackets.

[Mizmazzle]

@ARNC @seawolf if I could wear jackets for pants I would.

[long_john86]

@T4920 this just made me spit my beer out with laughter

[seawolf]

@Mizmazzle This belongs in the "what would you like Iron Heart to make" thread