That's Jokes
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@Jett129 I’ve seen Kevin a couple of times and he is superb. He’s become pretty big in the UK, but has a pretty strong Glasgow accent so not sure how he gets on elsewhere.
Well worth seeing if you get the chance.
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Not sure if I saw this or something similar here:
A priest a rabbit and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbit says "I may be a typo"......
"OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011
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…and this one was also good.
@steelworker said in That's Jokes:
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "get the fuck outta here."
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@Tago-Mago you do realize that we are going to pay for this in our meeting next week…
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@IrishHeart I definitely read the subtitles.
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Don't think about this one too hard - especially if you work in an office - or you'll probably end up crying.
Two economists are walking in the countryside when they come upon a humongous cow pat. The first, feeling mean for a moment, says "Hey, I dare you to eat that pile of shit for £100."
The second economist recalls that he chose to go into academia and could use every spare pound he can get his hands on, so he agrees to the dare, gets down on his knees, and chows down.
They continue their hike when they happen upon another cow pat. The second economist decides to get his own back. "Hey, I dare you to eat that pile of shit for £100."
The first economist considers that the sight of watching the second eat the first pile of shit wasn't as rewarding as he had expected, and he is feeling loss aversion for his spent £100. So he agrees, gets down on his knees, and gobbles up the shit.
They continue walking and the first economist says: "Hey, I gave you the £100 that you gave straight back to me, but we both ate shit. I feel like we achieved less than nothing."
"Don't you remember your training?" replies the second. "Between us, we increased GDP in the service sector by a whole £200!"
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@T4920 I think Sam Merrill is second to none when it comes to crowd work,and I find myself waiting for him to get into it while he’s doing his jokes. Have to check that special as I don’t remember his closer. He’s been popping up at The Comedy Cellar in NYC as of late. Would love to catch him doing a set.
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