My home town

[goosehd]

@Giles One of those looks like it belongs in a prison...also can't figure out why there are so many dent's in those doors.

[IrishHeart]

@goosehd when you gotta go, you gotta go!

[Giles]

@goosehd I had occasion to use them once when I was caught short on a dawn fishing raid. I think I would have rather been in the showers in the local supermax prison with a bar of soap and some lifers....

[endo]

summer in Kiel

[goosehd]

@endo Outstanding, gorgeous, beautiful!!!

[Matt]

@Giles any chance we’ll see you tomorrow night casually floating up the Seine?

[Giles]

None I am afraid. We are currently lounging around in Trinité sur mer and would not swap it the world….

[Matt]

I don’t blame you one bit.

[agentmckay]

I live in North Liberty, Iowa this happened the first week I moved there about a block from my new home.

NORTH LIBERTY, Iowa (AP) -- The naked swordsman is pleading guilty. Curtis Rarick of North Liberty, Iowa, was accused of chasing his neighbors with a sword. His neighbors told police a nude Rarick was standing in his front yard and they complained. According to the neighbors, Rarick got upset then ran into his house, came back out, and threatened them with a sword. He's now pleaded guilty to assault with a dangerous weapon. Rarick will be sentenced next month and faces up to two years in prison and a $5,000 fine.

[Oaktavia]

@agentmckay

[Giles]

Portsmouth today...

[seawolf]

@Giles that looks chocolate box.

[goosehd]

I have absolutely no idea what that means…

[seawolf]

@goosehd “Chocolate box is used to describe traditional English countryside or village scenes. It comes from paintings that were printed on the front of chocolate boxes”

[Matt]

@goosehd Duh!!!

[Brian]

@goosehd I’m English and have no idea either
Then saw @seawolf reply and then it made sense if I was my great grandmothers age

[goosehd]

@Matt ….well, your ass looks “chocolate box” in your new jeans!

Do I mean:

1. your ass looks fat
2. your ass looks phat
3. your ass looks like it belongs on a box of chocolates as an advertisement
4. your ass looks so good, that I want to eat it all up

@seawolf Please forgive me as it’s a colloquialism I had never heard before. I have heard of people using the Currier and Ives version of it though.

[Tago Mago]

@goosehd im going with

5. all of the above

[Brian]

Or 6. He’s soiled himself and now it looks like sat on a box of chocolates

[seawolf]

Tough crowd