My home town

[agentmckay]

I live in North Liberty, Iowa this happened the first week I moved there about a block from my new home.

NORTH LIBERTY, Iowa (AP) -- The naked swordsman is pleading guilty. Curtis Rarick of North Liberty, Iowa, was accused of chasing his neighbors with a sword. His neighbors told police a nude Rarick was standing in his front yard and they complained. According to the neighbors, Rarick got upset then ran into his house, came back out, and threatened them with a sword. He's now pleaded guilty to assault with a dangerous weapon. Rarick will be sentenced next month and faces up to two years in prison and a $5,000 fine.

[Oaktavia]

@agentmckay

[Giles]

Portsmouth today...

[seawolf]

@Giles that looks chocolate box.

[goosehd]

I have absolutely no idea what that means…

[seawolf]

@goosehd “Chocolate box is used to describe traditional English countryside or village scenes. It comes from paintings that were printed on the front of chocolate boxes”

[Matt]

@goosehd Duh!!!

[Brian]

@goosehd I’m English and have no idea either
Then saw @seawolf reply and then it made sense if I was my great grandmothers age

[goosehd]

@Matt ….well, your ass looks “chocolate box” in your new jeans!

Do I mean:

1. your ass looks fat
2. your ass looks phat
3. your ass looks like it belongs on a box of chocolates as an advertisement
4. your ass looks so good, that I want to eat it all up

@seawolf Please forgive me as it’s a colloquialism I had never heard before. I have heard of people using the Currier and Ives version of it though.

[Tago Mago]

@goosehd im going with

5. all of the above

[Brian]

Or 6. He’s soiled himself and now it looks like sat on a box of chocolates

[seawolf]

Tough crowd

[Matt]

My ass is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you gonna get.

[goosehd]

@Matt

[Tago Mago]

@Matt whatever it is, it will involve the dark arts

[Giles]

More choc box. SAKURA and our home are in this somewhere....

[goosehd]

@Giles …are you talking about @matt s ass?

[Giles]

Who isn't....

[Tago Mago]

It's the talk of the town, from what I've heard

[Oaktavia]

@Giles Well there is at least one landmark I recognize here but it's the big obvious one. Not even sure which direction IHUK would be in relation to that.