Random Announcements

[Matt]

I just got one of those phishing texts…

[GraemeE]

Excellent form
1 point for Gryffindor

[flannel slut]

@GraemeE Gryffindor? He’s definitely house Slytherin

[Matt]

I’m actually a Ravenclaw thank you very much. The Sorting Hat app doesn’t make mistakes.

[Giles]

Oh, the irony.....

[tody]

@Giles The text colour is matching, though.

[popvulture]

Matt’s clearly a Hufflepuff.

[scooter]

@Matt said in Random Announcements:

I’m actually a Ravenclaw...

My daughter claims she is, as well. Although, that seems to be odd, as she also claims I am a muggle.

[Tago Mago]

@Matt I always thought you were the quintessential Beauxbatons student

[endo]

I did that 'Sorting Hat app'-thing, one time Ravenclaw, one time Hufflepuff. @Matt let's join at Ravenclaws, plus get the Beauxbatons chicks

[Matt]

Mmm… French girls.

[Matt]

In reality, I’m more likely to be a professor who’s just counting the days until retirement.

[sabergirl]

Americans:

[tody]

@sabergirl I feel for you.

[sabergirl]

Thanks @tody.

[SKT]

@sabergirl really couldn’t pick a better meme

[neph93]

Tonight I will be tending bar for the first time in over 20 years. That is all.

[goosehd]

@neph93 Fuck to the hell yea!! Congrats

[neph93]

@goosehd taking my own bar towel, obvs…

[goosehd]

@neph93