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    • neph93N
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      @DeeDee85 thank you sir! I have my moments 😃

      “Some of those that work forces
      Are the same that burn crosses”

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      • Tago MagoT
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        skip the sauce and focus on the bacon. that's how my Grandma made them for me

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        • goosehdG
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          @neph93 ...and opening pandora's box: What do you put on french fries? Here it's either ketchup, gravy, or malt or white vinegar with generous amounts of salt to taste.

          "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

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          • Tago MagoT
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            @goosehd if I may interject: depends on what I'm eating. Fish & chips - copious amounts of malt vinegar. Pretty much everything else with chips: mayonnaise as seen here: https://www.ironheart.co.uk/forum//post/771862

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            • MattM
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              • EdHE
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                @goosehd said in Random Announcements:

                brown sauce equals HP Sauce

                I only twigged that the HP stood for "houses of Parliament" recently. I don't know how many times I gazed at the picture of the houses of Parliament on the bloody bottle without realising this.

                @goosehd said in Random Announcements:

                What do you put on french fries?

                No sauce, cajun spices instead or, if those aren't available, plenty of fresh ground black pepper.

                Take the dive...

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                • endoE
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                  @goosehd said in Random Announcements:

                  What do you put on french fries?

                  tons of mayonnaise 😋

                  si tacuisses

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                  • T4920T
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                    @endo this is the way, Dutch style!

                    “𝑁𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑙𝑒𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑢𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑑𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑏 𝑦𝑜𝑢. 𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑚𝑒𝑒𝑡 𝑖𝑡, 𝑖𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑡𝑜, 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑎𝑚𝑒 𝑤𝑒𝑎𝑝𝑜𝑛𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑜𝑛 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑐ℎ 𝑡𝑜𝑑𝑎𝑦 𝑎𝑟𝑚 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑔𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑡.”

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                    • ARNCA
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                      Pretty much anything except ketchup (death to the ketchup users), not necessarily all at the same time!

                      “Every day that you survive you get a free sunset“

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                      • S
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                        French fries are really just a ranch delivery system.

                        Besides ranch, I do like mayo. And gasp! Ketchup.

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                        • SKTS
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                          I’m with @EdH …lots of seasoning. Salt and pepper. And yes, ketchup. The thought of mayo on fries makes me shudder.

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                          • MizmazzleM
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                            I take my fries straight up!! Lightly salted...bone dry!

                            In the easy chair with my boots on, melted whiskey in my hand. Could'na been asleep for more than three hours...time to go to work again...

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                            • ARNCA
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                              @SKT don’t think, just eat! Mayonnaise and chips (fries) always makes me think of a legendary establishment from my student days (1000 years ago) that did amazing chip butties with mayonnaise in pitta bread.

                              “Every day that you survive you get a free sunset“

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                              • MattM
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                                I enjoy ketchup. I also love ranch. Chick Fil A sauce is great as well.

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                                • mclaincauseyM
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                                  @goosehd salt and pepper is all you need. Malt vinegar always welcome as are certain seasoning blends. Green or red chile, cheese or bechamel sauce, or gravy to shake things up. Even things like masala can work. Fries make a great standalone snack or a media for other deliciousness. I don’t mind a honey mustard, ranch, or blue cheese dressing dip from time to time. I despise ketchup and think mayonnaise is a waste of calories on fries, not really bringing enough to the experience.

                                  Fries benefit from being cooked twice, be it a blanch+fry, double fry, or some other method. Duck fat works wonders for deep frying them. I tend to prefer fries that are irregular shapes and sizes and have pieces with skin on them.

                                  Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

                                  Think it, be it.

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                                  • I
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                                    @goosehd salt, vinegar and chip shop curry sauce! Food of the Gods.

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                                    • SKTS
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                                      @Matt yes to Chick fil a sauce.

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                                      • T4920T
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                                        @Mizmazzle psychotic behaviour!

                                        “𝑁𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑙𝑒𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑢𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑑𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑏 𝑦𝑜𝑢. 𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑚𝑒𝑒𝑡 𝑖𝑡, 𝑖𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑡𝑜, 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑎𝑚𝑒 𝑤𝑒𝑎𝑝𝑜𝑛𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑜𝑛 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑐ℎ 𝑡𝑜𝑑𝑎𝑦 𝑎𝑟𝑚 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑔𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑡.”

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                                        • MattM
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                                          @IrishHeart said in Random Announcements:

                                          @goosehd salt, vinegar and chip shop curry sauce! Food of the Gods.

                                          I can’t argue with this.

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                                          • goosehdG
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                                            Now curry sauce sounds like a winner.

                                            "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

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