Nuances and Idiosyncrasies of the English Language

[jiminstitches]

@goosehd @Brian @ARNC So my friends up north in the U.K. call dinner, Tea. My grandparents and the war generation tend to call lunch time dinner. But then it seems common in the U.K. that my grandparents always have a hot meal at lunch time and that’s why it’s probably called dinner.

So if that’s confused you I’ll clarify:-

So at work i have a “tea break” where I dont drink tea but instead have a can of Dr Pepper.

On my lunch break . I eat my dinner

In the evening my main meal is my tea. Again i do not drink tea. For example tonights tea is a chicken curry and Pale Ale.

But then when I was at school the ladies that served our lunch were called ‘Dinner Ladies’

[goosehd]

@jiminstitches Just about enough of that…Probably don’t even want to ask about aperitifs, digestifs, cocktails, etc.

[jiminstitches]

@goosehd lol I bloody love digestives, 2 packs in the weekly shopping, I usually have them after dinner with my tea!

[goosehd]

@jiminstitches

[IH-GARY]

You get a Breakfast just after you wake up and Supper just before you go to bed - both usually a choice between cereal or toast depending on whether there is any milk left.
Tea is what you have at Tea Time, which is when you come home from school or work.
Be careful not to do bad things after your Tea or you might not get any Supper.
On Christmas Day between Breakfast and Tea you get Christmas Dinner, same on Sundays - you get a Sunday Dinner. If it’s not Christmas or Sunday it’s just called Dinner.
Also if it’s not Christmas or Sunday, both dinner and tea come with chips but not always a vegetable.
I think Lunch might be a bit like Dinner but always with a vegetable and crisps instead of chips.
I have heard of the word Brunch but never seen one so can’t confirm.
Hope this helps.

N.B.
A chip is a chip and a crisp is a crisp. There is something in between, which is called a fry - but these are best left alone as they are the devils work and no good can come of such sorcery.

[Tago Mago]

The nuances of the English language even have their own poem:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Chaos

[Tago Mago]

Also, people who aren’t familiar with this are usually perplexed when they are addressed as either „love“ or „pet“ in a random shop in the north of England

[jiminstitches]

@Tago-Mago very true, I get asked ‘ do you want a cup of tea love’ from customers multiple times in a week. But it’s usually an older lady asking a younger man or vice a Versa. I would say it’s usually used when there’s a two generation gap or 20 year gap. If you go to Stoke on Trent everyone calls each other ‘Duck’.

[endo]

for me, as a non-native english speaker (probably wrong already), capitalization is this real thing. You know, like the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse.

[ARNC]

@endo you don’t want to mix those up, unless your Uncle Jack happens to be into that kind of thing. In that case, you might prefer to avoid spending time with said uncle in an equine environment.

[Matt]

@endo either way your uncle’s lucky to have you.

[endo]

thanks, gentlemen, for your support

[popvulture]

I think the toughest Brit vs Yank thing for me to get used to is “quite.” To us, “quite good” sounds like you did pretty well, but to a Brit it’s more like you did sorta meh. I saw this funny chart once… lemme see if I can track it down.

[popvulture]

My favo(u)rite is probably “brave proposal.”

[louisbosco]

@Giles said in Nuances and Idiosyncrasies of the English Language:

Cunt, used with the right inflection is the highest compliment you can give/receive......

in australia, your call your best mate is a cunt. and calling someone champ means dickhead or wanker.. after all this was a ad for the Northern Territory..

[AdamJ]

@popvulture my personal favourite is "very interesting = nonsense"

[JunkPants]

@AdamJ That was my favourite as well.

[Brian]

Let’s not get into the roll, bap, barm cake, cob discussion

Many years ago I used to work in a high street electronics store on weekends and the manager used to love saying to customers who would come in and say can you help me out with the response of of course sir which way did you come in

[T4920]

Commas are important...

[mclaincausey]

Team Oxford comma here, and I think skipping the last serial comma is syntactic malpractice.