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    • GilesG
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      Same reason that if you live in Clapham, you pronounce it Clarm 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

      "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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      • T4920T
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        The most definitive sign that the English language is out to troll us all is that it is linguistically sound to pronounce the town 'Loughborough' as 'Loo-gah-bah-roo-gah'

        I've seen weirder place name during my time in Australia though...

        “𝑁𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑙𝑒𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑢𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑑𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑏 𝑦𝑜𝑢. 𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑚𝑒𝑒𝑡 𝑖𝑡, 𝑖𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑡𝑜, 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑎𝑚𝑒 𝑤𝑒𝑎𝑝𝑜𝑛𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑜𝑛 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑐ℎ 𝑡𝑜𝑑𝑎𝑦 𝑎𝑟𝑚 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑔𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑡.”

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        • EdHE
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          Not saying us brits are any better... "Lieutenant" caught me out when reading aloud in English class at school:

          Me: "... lieutenant ..." ("lew-ten-ant")
          Teacher: "it's [lef-tenant]"
          Me: "oh, it doesn't have an 'f' in my copy"
          Teacher (getting angry already): "It's [lef-tenant] in English, [lew-ten-ant] is American"
          Me: "oh, I must have an American translation"
          Teacher: "stop being sarcastic"
          Me: "I'm being sarcastic?"
          Teacher: "That's a demerit"
          Me: scratches head in confusion

          Take the dive...

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          • OaktaviaO
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            @T4920 hahah, yeah I've seen something similar. Maryland is close to KY but not touching.

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            "Possibly splitting hairs, but I consider @Oaktavia to be the beardy, dank High Magus of this denim game…" @neph93

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            • OaktaviaO
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              @EdH don't try to make sense of American pronunciation, we're super improper and make zero sense, wait till you hear me say "Maryland" at the party.

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              "Possibly splitting hairs, but I consider @Oaktavia to be the beardy, dank High Magus of this denim game…" @neph93

              WTB: IHJ-32 - XL/XXL

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              • OaktaviaO
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                My favorite is Appalachia pronounced regionally as "Apple-atcha" or by outsiders as "Apple-ay-shuh".

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                "Possibly splitting hairs, but I consider @Oaktavia to be the beardy, dank High Magus of this denim game…" @neph93

                WTB: IHJ-32 - XL/XXL

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                • T4920T
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                  @Oaktavia sounds like Marilyn? I went most of my life thinking 'Marilyn' was a state after hearing Maryland pronounced that way

                  “𝑁𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑙𝑒𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑢𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑑𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑏 𝑦𝑜𝑢. 𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑚𝑒𝑒𝑡 𝑖𝑡, 𝑖𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑡𝑜, 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑎𝑚𝑒 𝑤𝑒𝑎𝑝𝑜𝑛𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑜𝑛 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑐ℎ 𝑡𝑜𝑑𝑎𝑦 𝑎𝑟𝑚 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑔𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑡.”

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                  • seawolfS
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                    I read recently about how it must be confusing to learn English as a second language. Imagine trying to tell the difference between a butt-dial and a booty-call.

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                    • OaktaviaO
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                      @T4920 that's hilarious

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                      "Possibly splitting hairs, but I consider @Oaktavia to be the beardy, dank High Magus of this denim game…" @neph93

                      WTB: IHJ-32 - XL/XXL

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                      • louisboscoL
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                        @seawolf you could butt-dial a booty call but not booty call a butt-dial

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                        • EdHE
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                          @seawolf said in Random conversations:

                          Imagine trying to tell the difference between a butt-dial and a booty-call.

                          A fat-chance and a slim-chance are the same thing...
                          Tooth/teeth, but not booth/beeth
                          Mouse/mice, but not house/hice
                          etc, etc

                          English is such a bastardised and influenced language that it's apparently very hard to learn as a second language or as an adult. I've got a Ukrainian friend who, even after marrying a Brit over 20 years ago, and him not bothering to learn her language, still makes grammatical errors like the above.

                          Take the dive...

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                          • GilesG
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                            Plural of Salmon is Salmon not Salmons
                            Same with Trout, Cod, Tuna etc etc

                            But the plural of Ray is Rays
                            Same with Sharks, Whales,

                            Is that because Rays, Sharks and Whales are either cartilaginous or mammalian?

                            "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                            • BrianB
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                              The beauty of the c word is that it can be the highest form of endearment or the worst thing to ever call someone and it all lands on the situation and person
                              Swear words have their place in language no matter what that language may be, I learnt this week how to say mother f****er in Vietnamese
                              From a customer it wasn’t directed at me I might add

                              One of these things that I’ve never got my head around is the dinner / tea use depending on where you are not only in England but even in Oz

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                              • todyT
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                                I really enjoy reding this thread. My dad, who was an english teacher had an old friend in the UK, who in turn taught German. They would go on lengthy discussion on language-centered topics. They have both passed away, and I really miss listening to them.

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                                • ARNCA
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                                  @Brian said in Nuances and Idiosyncrasies of the English Language:

                                  One of these things that I’ve never got my head around is the dinner / tea use depending on where you are not only in England but even in Oz

                                  You’re brave to go there! So many elements of geography, culture and class to unpick with this. Reminded me of the whole U and non-U thing, which thankfully is mostly obsolete. I’m not sure anyone would consider it “common” to refer to a mirror rather than a looking glass in 2024!

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                                  • WhiskeySandwichW
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                                    @T4920 I pronounce it like that but I often hear "Merlin" as well

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                                    -Seneca

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                                    • goosehdG
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                                      I grew up with there being 3 meals in the day: Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner. As I started moving around to different parts of the US and Canada, I ran across Dinner can be at lunch time or dinner time depending on the size of the meal as dinner is often the largest meal of the day. Supper is alway's an evening meal and typically smaller than dinner.

                                      Then you have brunch which is a late breakfast and early lunch. So what happens when you call your midday meal dinner and it's brunch time? Brinner?

                                      "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

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                                      • MattM
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                                        This should clear things up..

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                                        • endoE
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                                          tusdy ... 😁

                                          si tacuisses

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                                          • jiminstitchesJ
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                                            @goosehd @Brian @ARNC So my friends up north in the U.K. call dinner, Tea. My grandparents and the war generation tend to call lunch time dinner. But then it seems common in the U.K. that my grandparents always have a hot meal at lunch time and that’s why it’s probably called dinner.

                                            So if that’s confused you I’ll clarify:-

                                            So at work i have a “tea break” where I dont drink tea but instead have a can of Dr Pepper.

                                            On my lunch break . I eat my dinner

                                            In the evening my main meal is my tea. Again i do not drink tea. For example tonights tea is a chicken curry and Pale Ale.

                                            But then when I was at school the ladies that served our lunch were called ‘Dinner Ladies’😂

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