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    ARNC
    啓蒙家
    Joined: 13 Dec 2020

    Not a parent, but there must be some way of rigging a harness to suspend the child above the tub (oriented to suit the prevailing direction of flow) until all noxious fluids have been released.

    “Every day that you survive you get a free sunset“

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      EdH
      Iron Heart Deity
      @ARNC
      Joined: 2 Jan 2022

      @ARNC Ahem... sounds like a re-purposed sex swing mate... 😅

      Take the dive...

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        WhiskeySandwich
        啓蒙家
        @Matt
        Joined: 1 Mar 2023

        @Matt why bother avoid smearing puke on their face and ruin a perfect opportunity for "accidental" retribution for waking you up? ....You're going to wash it off momentarily anyway.

        This is why I sleep on the bathroom floor when I have the B.E.S.T. , like a respectable human. I expect the children to do the same lol

        B.E.S.T. = Both Ends Same Time. Best enjoyed when the number of sufferers outnumbers the toilets in your home.

        "The greatest obstacle to living is expectancy, which hangs upon tomorrow and loses today...The whole future lies in uncertainty: Live immediately."
        -Seneca

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          ARNC
          啓蒙家
          @EdH
          Joined: 13 Dec 2020

          @EdH purely coincidental!

          “Every day that you survive you get a free sunset“

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            goosehd
            Mod Squad
            Joined: 8 Apr 2016

            I don’t even know how to mod this conversation nor if I really want to 🙂

            "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

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              Matt
              見習いボス
              Joined: 4 Oct 2011

              Katie and I had it once, me from the bottom and her from the top, and we had to have the pre schools principal bring them home. Bad times.

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                EdH
                Iron Heart Deity
                @Matt
                Joined: 2 Jan 2022

                @Matt I can only imagine that conversation… very nice of the principal though!

                Take the dive...

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                  Matt
                  見習いボス
                  Joined: 4 Oct 2011

                  I’m not sure if I’ve mentioned this before but it bears repeating . Listening to my kids eat is the single worst curse the universe has bestowed upon me. I’d be perfectly fine with going completely deaf.

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                    steelworker
                    見習いボス
                    Joined: 16 Apr 2014

                    😆

                    Those are my principles, and if you don't like them…
                    Well, I have others.

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                      scarfmace
                      Haraki san Expert
                      @Matt
                      Joined: 20 Feb 2015

                      @Matt This is one of those things you don't notice, untill you do and it ruins everything 😆

                      "It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt."

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                        goosehd
                        Mod Squad
                        Joined: 8 Apr 2016

                        My oldest is wearing braces and only exacerbates those sounds. Nails on a chalkboard…

                        "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

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                          scarfmace
                          Haraki san Expert
                          Joined: 20 Feb 2015

                          Last week I took a trip to Morocco with my two boys, we did a roadtrip, starting in Marakesh and whent all the way to the Sahara and came back trough the Atlas mountains. Here are some photo's.

                          I was quite nervous to travel solo with em but It's been a wonderfull experience!

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                          "It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt."

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                            Giles
                            IHUK Crew
                            Joined: 22 Sept 2009

                            Wonderful......

                            "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                              deanclean
                              Iron Heart Deity
                              Joined: 17 Jan 2014

                              Looks like an amazing time @scarfmace

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                                goosehd
                                Mod Squad
                                @scarfmace
                                Joined: 8 Apr 2016

                                @scarfmace Outstanding and those are memories to last a lifetime! Well done 🙂

                                "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

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                                  scarfmace
                                  Haraki san Expert
                                  @goosehd
                                  Joined: 20 Feb 2015

                                  @goosehd Cheers! I hope they will 😊

                                  "It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt."

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                                    StarsSuck
                                    Haraki san Prodigy
                                    @scarfmace
                                    Joined: 15 Oct 2015

                                    @scarfmace Brilliant! This year I am starting solo trips with each of my kids, twins, a boy and a girl. They like very different stuff and they both need their own time apart from each other to explore and grow, so we're going to take turns. My boy wants to do Egypt, so he and I are planning that one, which I am super excited about. My girl wants to do France and has since forever, so that's on deck for the two of us. They are both very intoxicated by the idea, which makes their traveller-father proud!

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                                      StarsSuck
                                      Haraki san Prodigy
                                      @Matt
                                      Joined: 15 Oct 2015

                                      @Matt 😆 Chewing loudly was the dinnertime cardinal sin when I was a kid, punishable by immediate expulsion from the table. I thought it was an overreaction...until I had kids.

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                                        StarsSuck
                                        Haraki san Prodigy
                                        @SKT
                                        Joined: 15 Oct 2015

                                        @SKT ah yes, the old "colonizing Mars" debate. A tale as old as time. 😆

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                                        • GraemeEG
                                          GraemeE
                                          Joined: 18 Sept 2022

                                          IYKYK - it's been quite a weekend.....
                                          This bracelet is one of the few that makes a GAH seem inexpensive by comparison (even if you don't factor in the cost of the next 18 years)

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