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    • ARNCA
      ARNC
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      Not a parent, but there must be some way of rigging a harness to suspend the child above the tub (oriented to suit the prevailing direction of flow) until all noxious fluids have been released.

      “Every day that you survive you get a free sunset“

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      • EdHE
        EdH
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        @ARNC Ahem... sounds like a re-purposed sex swing mate... 😅

        Take the dive...

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        • WhiskeySandwichW
          WhiskeySandwich
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          @Matt why bother avoid smearing puke on their face and ruin a perfect opportunity for "accidental" retribution for waking you up? ....You're going to wash it off momentarily anyway.

          This is why I sleep on the bathroom floor when I have the B.E.S.T. , like a respectable human. I expect the children to do the same lol

          B.E.S.T. = Both Ends Same Time. Best enjoyed when the number of sufferers outnumbers the toilets in your home.

          "The greatest obstacle to living is expectancy, which hangs upon tomorrow and loses today...The whole future lies in uncertainty: Live immediately."
          -Seneca

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          • ARNCA
            ARNC
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            @EdH
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            @EdH purely coincidental!

            “Every day that you survive you get a free sunset“

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            • goosehdG
              goosehd
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              I don’t even know how to mod this conversation nor if I really want to 🙂

              "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

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              • MattM
                Matt
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                Katie and I had it once, me from the bottom and her from the top, and we had to have the pre schools principal bring them home. Bad times.

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                • EdHE
                  EdH
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                  @Matt I can only imagine that conversation… very nice of the principal though!

                  Take the dive...

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                  • MattM
                    Matt
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                    I’m not sure if I’ve mentioned this before but it bears repeating . Listening to my kids eat is the single worst curse the universe has bestowed upon me. I’d be perfectly fine with going completely deaf.

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                    • steelworkerS
                      steelworker
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                      😆

                      Those are my principles, and if you don't like them…
                      Well, I have others.

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                      • scarfmaceS
                        scarfmace
                        Haraki san Expert
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                        @Matt This is one of those things you don't notice, untill you do and it ruins everything 😆

                        "It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt."

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                        • goosehdG
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                          My oldest is wearing braces and only exacerbates those sounds. Nails on a chalkboard…

                          "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

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                          • scarfmaceS
                            scarfmace
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                            Last week I took a trip to Morocco with my two boys, we did a roadtrip, starting in Marakesh and whent all the way to the Sahara and came back trough the Atlas mountains. Here are some photo's.

                            I was quite nervous to travel solo with em but It's been a wonderfull experience!

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                            "It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt."

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                            • GilesG
                              Giles
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                              Wonderful......

                              "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                              • deancleanD
                                deanclean
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                                Looks like an amazing time @scarfmace

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                                • goosehdG
                                  goosehd
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                                  @scarfmace Outstanding and those are memories to last a lifetime! Well done 🙂

                                  "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

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                                  • scarfmaceS
                                    scarfmace
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                                    @goosehd Cheers! I hope they will 😊

                                    "It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt."

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                                    • StarsSuckS
                                      StarsSuck
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                                      @scarfmace Brilliant! This year I am starting solo trips with each of my kids, twins, a boy and a girl. They like very different stuff and they both need their own time apart from each other to explore and grow, so we're going to take turns. My boy wants to do Egypt, so he and I are planning that one, which I am super excited about. My girl wants to do France and has since forever, so that's on deck for the two of us. They are both very intoxicated by the idea, which makes their traveller-father proud!

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                                      • StarsSuckS
                                        StarsSuck
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                                        @Matt 😆 Chewing loudly was the dinnertime cardinal sin when I was a kid, punishable by immediate expulsion from the table. I thought it was an overreaction...until I had kids.

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                                        • StarsSuckS
                                          StarsSuck
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                                          @SKT ah yes, the old "colonizing Mars" debate. A tale as old as time. 😆

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                                          • GraemeEG
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                                            IYKYK - it's been quite a weekend.....
                                            This bracelet is one of the few that makes a GAH seem inexpensive by comparison (even if you don't factor in the cost of the next 18 years)

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