Random Rants

[Nik]

A pair of boots I returned to a shop in Germany from UK have been in customs for more than a month now.
Any suggestions?

[Giles]

Where were they made?

[Nik]

Made in Japan. Zerrows boots from DC4.

[Giles]

Hmmmm....

Unless you correctly shipped them back declaring them as previously shipped from Germany but being returned, then there will be VAT and Duty to pay.

So customs could well be waiting for either correct paperwork or some form of payment (or just being pricks, because they can).

So you need to find out why they are stuck to start with.

[jordanscollected]

@flannel-slut Might as well just go back to bed and start over.

[goosehd]

I made the mistake of walking into my kid’s bedroom today after I asked them at breakfast if their room was clean…their answer is “yes it’s clean”…

It isn’t…I’m going to go on a run now for the sake of my health and theirs.

[tody]

@goosehd We moved some furniture around the two kids bedrooms today. The older one threw a temper tantrum whilst helping me carry a closet to the next floor. THAT was fun...

[WhiskeySandwich]

@flannel-slut lmao isn’t that just the worst

[goosehd]

My neighbour doesn't like to rake leaves, so he's been running his leaf blower for about 2 hours now and his yard isn't that big...

[flannel slut]

@goosehd leaf blower smh what a waisted rake opportunity to build some nice sleeve combs in a type 3

[Mizmazzle]

@flannel-slut haha. I literally raked all my leaves for hours today in my lefty!

Dennis is a seasoned vet with the fades (think he was in the military…happy vets day btw)

[Matt]

I hated raking.

[endo]

https://health.clevelandclinic.org/fall-yardwork-can-strain-your-heart/

[Giles]

It was a fucking explosion, why not just call it that you arsehole.....?

"It's such an incredibly successful day, even though we did have a 'rapid unscheduled disassembly' of both the Super Heavy booster and the Ship," observed SpaceX webcast commentator Kate Tice. "That's great. We got so much data and that will all help us to improve for our next flight."

[SKT]

“Rapid, unscheduled disassembly”

[goosehd]

Isn't that what happens when you eat greasy foods and chase it with too much beer?

[Jett129]

@goosehd You read my mind and said it much more eloquently than I ever could have.

[Matt]

You mean an aggressive evacuation of unnecessarily fuel particles?

[endo]

Shane McGowan has gone, that sucks

[Giles]

It does.

But he was never going to make old bones......