Parenting

[EdH]

Oh shit, she’s going for the GAH.

[SKT]

She has great taste already!

[AdamC]

@EdH hahaha Mills does the same, she is always taking my chain and St Christopher off the bedside table and putting it on

[chucklando]

No advice here, just a picture of me with my four kids from my 37th birthday last week. We were on vacation in the thousand islands, New York. Fwiw I will say I’ve felt tired for about 11 years now since my first was born.

[EdH]

@AdamC Baby H wasn't trying to put it on. She was variously trying to put the pointy end into her mouth or her eyeball!

Then she discovered a wonderful game where you grab the chain, put your feet against Daddy's throat, and push/pull, and Daddy makes a funny choking noise. She laughed at that.

[goosehd]

@EdH Don’t worry…she’ll keep working on ways of perfecting that! Mine have been trying to kill me in various ways since birth.

[SKT]

My sixth grade son is doing band and picked the trombone. Help. Me.

[goosehd]

@SKT

You will definitely need one of these plus one of these:

…and some of this:

[SKT]

@goosehd this should be in kit form if not already. I actually could use some Buffalo Trace right now just thinking about it. The first sounds will be made September 5th so I have some scheming planning to do

[GraemeE]

@SKT thoughts & prayers
If memory serves me correct the sound in the early stages of trombone playing are rivaled only by clarinet - it's dying moose vs dying goose

[Matt]

Noise cancelling headphones have saved my kids’ lives on more than one occasion.

[steelworker]

 ^^^^ this right here. cause erupting into berserker dad leaves a bad impression

[endo]

damn, missed that chance

[Blueband]

Our three are all grown, our oldest getting married this weekend. My wife says things like, I'd love another. I say, it would put in a wooden over coat. On a side note, my youngest has got the Iron Heart bug, so alls right the balance is restored.

[WhiskeySandwich]

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[Giles]

Brilliant....

[EdH]

I've never known panic like the split second yesterday while I was changing a nappy full of a particularly stinky and sticky crap, and she reached down, grabbed the corner of the soiled nappy, and tried to fling it overhead. I dropped her legs and caught her arm just in time.

I never thought I'd wish for the breast-milk poos to come back, but compared to the actual human faeces that is produced by an almost-fully-weaned diet, I'd take those any day.

[WhiskeySandwich]

@Giles ...as long as my foots on the brake...

this is my driveway at about walking pace lol

[Giles]

Where's the fun in that ?

[WhiskeySandwich]

ah, teaching the art of tuck-and-roll. A valuable life lesson.